SimplySu

Oh bless. Such a sweet man.

:(

x

@Trapper wrote:

have lots and lots of money

Not this girl.

In fact, that would be a huge negative.

Girls like guys who

1) Are not compulsive liars
2) Do not use or threaten to use violence
3) Do not out bítch them in any way

:wink:

Well reminded.

Girls like guys who …

Make masculine displays of pique.

@PennyJ wrote:

A lovely, thoughtful poem x

Agreed.

Beautiful x

You see … it’s men like the two of you who restore a little of my faith in the opposite sex (and yes, rub off a few of those cynical edges).

Keep up the good work, gentlemen.

1. can do things with his hands.

Depending on where those hands are and what they’re ‘doing’

2. can tell a good naughty joke without making her feel cheap or dirty

And can laugh when a filthier one is told in return

3. wears good shoes.

Provided those shoes do not have heels.

4. can open a door for her without making a big show and dance…[Read more]

Then I suggest rabbits remember to look up at windscreens on occasion.

Just to feign interest, at least.

:wink:

Mr Trawler. Girls like guys who …

Never fail to make them smile.

:wink:

Oh and sceptical guy … I like football, but I like books better.

“funnyfanny shufflebottom” sounds like a dance …

(is that still flippancy?)

:oops:

I feel sorry for the sack.

Unless the ‘victim’ is a liar.

:lol:

Integrity.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

@J_in_France wrote:

Welcome back to chat SimplySu

Are you back as a male or a female this time?

Not back ‘in chat’ darling. This is a message board.

Silly.

x

@cath 55 wrote:

whats the worse anyone can do? type in capitals to u? lol xx

Perhaps I shouldn’t have … but I genuinely laughed out loud at that.

:lol:

@sceptical guy wrote:

I’m glad you’re happier now, Jen.

And it doesn’t surprise me.

You’re a fighter, a phoenix in spirit.

Don’t let anyone here pull you down.

I look forward to your flying visits.

I concur.

Just smile indulgently at passive aggression, JenJen. There is no easy fix for paranoia, which is rife in this place.

Life is far…[Read more]

@a certain sadness wrote:

Your urges are most welcome here suzanne…dont hold back lol.

:lol:

Always a kind word.

@sceptical guy wrote:

stands behind Trapper, ready with the Viennese slice lol

I’m wounded …

Only one?

:wink:

Life … like love … is fragile.

Cherish it whilst it’s yours.

@Trapper wrote:

They’ll still just tell you to buck up or some other inane (pull yourself together) type phrase

or the classic “what have YOU got to be miserable about?”

That one’s always cheery.

:)