Sian

Do I change my bedroom round again :oops: :lol:

No :lol: ffs who does that shyte nowadays?

Have you ever had sex in a tent?

His mission is yet to be over, little Miss Muffet made alligations of sexual abuse of the weirdest kind… DIRTY PMs, Pervy Pete was carted away in a banana boat and take to…

@Sword wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

My youngest son is 7 years of age (nearly 8), over the last few weeks his legs have become hairy :? and then last week after we had been out at the park I noticed he had BO :shock: He now has to wear deodourant or he gets BO :(

Now I know this isn’t the norm but has anyone known of it before?

I have looked up on the…

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*Sticks the fork in them* There you go! :lol:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Maybe it was you who had BO.

Haha! Yeah! I never thought of that… :roll: :lol:

I feel for my son, it’s a bit of a burden for a boy of his age :(

:lol: Less of the rolling eyes, obviously banter isn’t on your agenda today :wink:

Hopefully Obama but I doubt it.

:lol: How dare you

Haha! Love it. Dirth Catholics priests Urgh! :lol:

When will my kids actually like each other :roll:

@Esmeralda wrote:

@*Sian wrote:

I am virgo, virgo rising 8)

What about your moon, venus, mars, mercury, midheaven, jupiter, saturn, chiron, uranus, neptune, pluto, orcus, ixion, varuna, draco, sedna, lilith and persephone for example? :lol:

Go for it, I was born at 5 45 am 12 sept, 1971 In nottingham england if that counts 8)

I am virgo, virgo rising 8)

I am not quite sure what to say :o

got out his sheers and sniped the muff into a lovely badger shape, he was gleeful but..

Donkey punch is a slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal[1] sexual practice supposedly performed during anal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits) allegedly causing the…[Read more]

bought himself a hand muff and went on his way, he bumped into a…

@bon bon wrote:

I’m Aries
Would I be compatible ???

(with Sian I mean)

Oh noooooo Aries and a Virgo… EKKKKkkkkkkkk :lol:

Come on, I thought it was love matches, not slanging matches :lol:

Perfume………. At the moment it is Elizabeth Arden – Sunflowers

Flower………… The ones my kids bought me.

Clothing………..G Star skinny jeans

Colour………….. Black

Cheese………… Stilton

Fruit…………….. Paw Paw

Male singer……. Frank Sinatra

Female…………. Amy Winehouse

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