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@jen_jen wrote:

* wonders whether to put her original posts back up for those that missed them… :?

Do it 8)

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The missus 8-[

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The Panda’s staying to be sure!
And you’ll rue the day so you will!!

Hey.. Swapsy our Tel for your Kenty?

:P

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@wordsworth60 wrote:

Now, I do believe a certain chatter promised me tea and cake on demand, and promised to wear a French Maid’s outfit while serving it . . . . .

I thought we agreed to keep that a private matter..

:-$

:oops:

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Hmmm.. I suspect a clever ploy here.
I’m crying conspiracy.

These apparent ‘deletions’ are working wonders for this thread (which, in all fairness, was falling far behind its male equivalent in contributions and overall excellence).

It would now seem that clever arse Jen has pulled a political and publicity master stroke by introducing a certain mystique to proceedings.

Hmm..
Impressive.

Verrrry sneaky.

Well…

The game’s afoot!!!

8)

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@rusty trawler wrote:

Don’t tell the lads but something tells me this is the only place I will be able to watch Downton Abbey without any stick.

:lol:

Genuinely laughed out loud at that :lol:

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Only on a good day!

Ps poli, put the feckin kettle on!!
NOW!!!!

:twisted:

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Yeah!!

And don’t you forget it!!

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Btw I suppose a cuppa is outta the question?

I think we’re gonna be needing a Mrs. Doyle type person.

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That’s actually Grand Master Words to you!
Got it?.. female..

Welcome Brother Scep btw.

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@rusty trawler wrote:

Lads,

I tried to take one for the boys and I was dead set on seeking revenge on the girls for sneaking into our room. I resisted the smell of gorgeous home-made goodies that were baking in the oven. I wasn’t really tempted by the cute glasses of Lambrini on the tables or the soft-piped music, but regretfully I gave in to the girly magazines but they were more about knitting patterns, Zara shopping vouchers and 10 reasons why your fella is really an ass.

Then they ceased open me like a group of amorous octopi (is that the plural for octopus?) and only tried to size me up for my bra size. That’s not the worst of it, I think I liked it so much that I may have discovered my feminine side. Anyway, it smells rather nice in here. Is that the faint whiff of Glade lavender pout pourri I can detect? And those curtains soooo don’t go with those power tools.

*Nods Knowingly*

I guess it’s better than “Octopussies” dude.
That’s just too darn weird.
Doesn’t bear thinking about.

Hey Rustler.. Sort your font out though huh broseph?
It may seem a trifle but we need manly male like solidarity here.
Our motto is “Never Neglect The Little Things”… Ahem :roll:

Anyway, bold is beautiful.
Don’t be afraid to exert your type.

We
Is
Blokes!

(That can be our other motto).

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