Sgt Pepper

Hmmm..
Grandmaster Wordsworth broaches an important subject here oh my brothers.
Harrumph.

For mine own part, I have in recent years neglected the sartorial significance of neck attire and restricted my hat wearing to a reversed baseball cap, eating utter crap and necking beer whilst watching sport or playing Call Of Duty on my (praise be)…[Read more]

Jen is Shirley??

Now I’m totally confused :?

@jen_jen wrote:

* wonders whether to put her original posts back up for those that missed them… :?

Do it 8)

The missus 8-[

The Panda’s staying to be sure!
And you’ll rue the day so you will!!

:P

@Wordsworth60 wrote:

Now, I do believe a certain chatter promised me tea and cake on demand, and promised to wear a French Maid’s outfit while serving it . . . . .

I thought we agreed to keep that a private matter..

:-$

:oops:

Hmmm.. I suspect a clever ploy here.
I’m crying conspiracy.

It would now seem that clever arse Jen has pulled a political and publicity master stroke by introducing a certain…[Read more]

@rusty trawler wrote:

Don’t tell the lads but something tells me this is the only place I will be able to watch Downton Abbey without any stick.

:lol:

Genuinely laughed out loud at that :lol:

Only on a good day!

:twisted:

Yeah!!

I think we’re gonna be needing a Mrs. Doyle type person.

That’s actually Grand Master Words to you!
Got it?.. female..

Welcome Brother Scep btw.

@rusty trawler wrote:

Lads,

I tried to take one for the boys and I was dead set on seeking revenge on the girls for sneaking into our room. I resisted the smell of gorgeous home-made goodies that were baking in the oven. I wasn’t really tempted by the cute glasses of Lambrini on the tables or the soft-piped music, but regretfully I gave in to t…

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@panda12 wrote:

@Sgt Pepper wrote:

Oi!!!!

Gerroff this thread!!!
Both of ya!!!
Sling yer ‘ook!!!

(You may leave the lighter though tyvm)

*undoes Jen’s evil work.

*packs the fridge with beer and orders in a ruby, Chinese and pizza

:P

:shock:

:-k

Welcome to the club!! :D

@panda12 wrote:

](*,)

I’m sorry. I cannot take anymore.

*runs for the exit

No surprise.. Jen did stipulate “Ladies” :lol:

Oi!!!!

(You may leave the lighter though tyvm)

@panda12 wrote:

This is the best thread in the world ever.

:P

Not anymore 8)

Uh huh..
Anyway, fear not, I’ve got the cigars and cognac in.. So sorted.
I guess we’ll be needing the vast, expansive (not to mention expensive) leather chairs huh? :shock:

8-[

Well.. I’ve consciously cut back on my own posting.. due to the fact that I was even beginning to bore the arse off myself! :roll:

I recommend that Rusters be banned for life for telling that totally atrocious joke!! :)

Stuart Sutcliffe