sarah_1

@sarah_1 wrote:

:shock: kenty you can’t beat a good steamy spotted Richard smothered in custard you know. :wink: :lol:

Custard :shock: Takes all sorts I guess :? :lol:

Puts custard on her shopping list

@sarah_1 wrote:

Browsing the boards.

(Eagarly awaits will’s drunken ramble post when he come back pi55hed later). :lol:

me too ! borin aren’t they :?

@sarah_1 wrote:

The whole country has ground to almost a halt due to the weather. Schools closed, supermarket shelves stripped bare of bread with the exception of a smashed packet of Warburtons crumpets.
Peeps have been pulling out all the stops to get to their place of work, I have even been forced to get to work on the bus fgs! :lol:…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

The return of a friend. :)

Didnt know i’d left :? :lol:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@will wrote:

:P :D :lol: 8) :wink: :twisted: :) :o :shock: :?: :!: :D/

And your point is what exactly will? :?

sarah fgs…………….please dont ask him a question :wink:

](*,)

@sarah_1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

waiting for a gap in the rain so I can go back to town and do the things I was meant to yesterday when I got distravted by the debenhams sale :lol:

Leave those bliddy silver shoes in Debenhams – you don’t need em :lol:

but they’re soooo preeeetttyyyy :lol:

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@sarah_1 wrote:

reads thread …. laughs.

Bit heavy on testosterone here innit. :lol:

looks like its the boys turn now Sarah…me finks the girlies nails are all worn down with that scratching :lol: (looks like a 3some too :wink: )

@thin ice wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@thin ice wrote:

i love keen diy ers
they def good for business
sooer or later we have to go and sort it all out for them

Promises promises. :lol:

cheeky

Yep :wink:

@thin ice wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

There is already a curtain track up……..putting the curtains on the track was hard enough :lol: …as for the wrist action……..no comment :wink:

No comment ? :? My you are slacking kenty. :lol: (runs off to tell Sus & Jen)

hmm is all this curtains talk a reference to the lovable annette…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

@SusieQ wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

You don’t call a builder out to put curtains up 8)

I’ll do it for you kenty. I can even put the curtain pole up straight for you. :lol: :wink:

Girl power. :D/

with you there sarah !

I can put a curtain pole up too :lol:

I renovated a whole house before ( well if you…

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@SusieQ wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

You don’t call a builder out to put curtains up 8)

I’ll do it for you kenty. I can even put the curtain pole up straight for you. :lol: :wink:

Girl power. :D/

with you there sarah !

I can put a curtain pole up too :lol:

I renovated a whole house before ( well if you disregard the plumbing…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

You don’t call a builder out to put curtains up 8)

I’ll do it for you kenty. I can even put the curtain pole up straight for you. :lol: :wink:

Girl power. :D/

with you there sarah !

I can put a curtain pole up too :lol:

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@thin ice wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@kent f OBE wrote:

You don’t call a builder out to put curtains up 8)

I’ll do it for you kenty. I can even put the curtain pole up straight for you. :lol: :wink:

Girl power. :D/

cough straight up where

Call yourself a builder? :shock: ….. fgs kenty don’t let thin do it.

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@thin ice wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

The pushy guy from sky that just cold called at my front door insisting he could beat the deal I’m getting from Virgin media.

He lied & couldn’t.
Then when he sussed I wasn’t buyin it told me I was his lucky 10th customer & he’d chuck in the sky box for free.

Derrrrrrrrrrrr I’d have a job to watch it without…

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@sarah_1 wrote:

The pushy guy from sky that just cold called at my front door insisting he could beat the deal I’m getting from Virgin media.

He lied & couldn’t.
Then when he sussed I wasn’t buyin it told me I was his lucky 10th customer & he’d chuck in the sky box for free.

Derrrrrrrrrrrr I’d have a job to watch it without one.

Sent him…

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@tictax wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

he’s dead now (Ronato that is)

So is tic if I ever get my hands on him, abandoning me on my X factor thread. :wink: :lol:

ud love to get ur hands on me , good thread to bring x factor up tho , cheasy songs

:P :wink: :lol:

(wonders if I can borrow susie’s red pen)

@sarah_1 wrote:

@Exisle wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

One of the first rules of chat.

Don’t click on a newbie link. Sorry it’s the cynic in me. :wink: :lol:

Then stop having sex with cynics whilst you post and enjoy the greatest story ever told! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

The Greatest Story Ever…

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@Exisle wrote:

@sarah_1 wrote:

One of the first rules of chat.

Don’t click on a newbie link. Sorry it’s the cynic in me. :wink: :lol:

Then stop having sex with cynics whilst you post and enjoy the greatest story ever told! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

The Greatest Story Ever Told eh? Wow some…[Read more]

@sarah_1 wrote:

One of the first rules of chat.

Don’t click on a newbie link. Sorry it’s the cynic in me. :wink: :lol:

Then stop having sex with cynics whilst you post and enjoy the greatest story ever told! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

@sarah_1 wrote:

@PD wrote:

I’m not being b1tchy, and I’m not calling your work rubbish…. what I’m objecting to is that the signatures are now disproportionate to the message. Most of the time we get one or two sentences, or one or two words, or even one or two smiles, then several yards of signature picture. Thus, you have to scroll and scroll and…

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