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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

How did you know my other mane is *battered dried up old prune?* Bless you child.

Keep it up, you are entertaining the socks off me. Why don’t you back yourself up with one of your “little friends”

You like that sort of entertainment don’t you sweetheart?

Much as I’d like to entertain you further, I do have better things to…[Read more]

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Yes…i’d agree with you love.

Keep it up, i’m entertained!

I think not, Rainbows*ite, I doubt you’d make a worthy opponent. :wink:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

*roars with laughter*

How about, my love, we have a competition to find you a new user name or three so you can entertain yourself while we aren’t here. (along with the other names you have already)

I’ll start:

I’m-Sofa-King-Sad

What a good idea Rainbowbrite!……and perhaps you could post under the pseudonym
‘ Sad,…[Read more]

Well if you will live up on Foxlow Park what can you expect? :lol:

@alan snowman wrote:

can i date a 70 year woman then soon as im an adult

Eeew!…..Alan!…..dont be dirty! [-X

@alan snowman wrote:

what are premium bonds

Some old people used to get them, they’re like sort of National Savings things, and every now and then they pick a number and if it matches the number on your bond you win something!……I think :-k

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Happy for you Sunshine. :D

Hello Jdee, welcome :D

@alan snowman wrote:

nope im fat have no legs sit in a garden all day watching people while wearing a top hat and scarf

Luvvly!…..just my type then, pm me a detailed cv an yer on! :lol: :lol: :lol:

@alan snowman wrote:

i can say i have 2 identitys this 1 for online and my real 1 for the real world
and i am under 30 and not married

And are you good looking and a bit wealthy by any chance Alan? :D

@PATS wrote:

well thats my fookin breakfast in the bin.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I was afraid you’d say that Pats luv, still you got to ask havent you? :D

@dead_on_arrvial wrote:

oh gr8 more hot air

Ahh!….you know you love it…… :lol:

@groucho wrote:

just to inform u i found out who said i was a ladies man and was meant as a personal thing nothin in it at all so to confirm: IM NOT A LADIES MAN and allie thank u for ur reply but im not really one of those either dont worry im not annoyed with u ok

Seems like a nice boy doesnt he? :D

@metallica01 wrote:

My New Siggy…… Thanx Tempt :) :)

Thats cool…. :wink:

Usually ‘ Smiley ‘ ………….or sometimes ‘ Geoff ‘….. :)

Thank you so much for that vitally important info, you cant imagine how much better I feel for knowing that…… :roll:

@PinkYoda wrote:

Or worse… the key breaks half way round then you attack it with a knife.. and get cut with the knife aswell as the corned beef tin.. and end up scraping it out with a fork! grrrr..
rant really is over now! :lol:

I tried peeling the metal strip back with some pliers once, there was blood everywhere, I ended up with two…[Read more]

@fastcars wrote:

@ugo wrote:

Putting a new Tachograph in & knowing im heading north :lol: Bloody southerners :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sounds painful.

What?…..heading north?….it is mate, not to mention bloody depressing!! :lol: