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I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I’d get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up. You know the kind. So I’m in my room and figure, what the heck, I’ll give her a call…
“Hello?” the woman says. Wow! she sounded sexy. “Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I’d like you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I’m in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I’m talking kinky the whole night long. You name it, we’ll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything you’ve got in your bag of tricks. We’ll go hot and heavy all night; Tie me up,cover me in chocolate syrup and whip cream, anything you want baby. Now, how does that sound?”
She says,”That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9.”
Heyyyyyyyyyy I thought this was the joke thread ffs……..oh well, here it goes:
A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.
The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask you a few questions.”
He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “what is your occupation?”
“I’m a whore,” she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken back and says, “No, No, No, that won’t work. Let’s try to rephrase that”
The woman says, “OK, I’m a high-end call girl”.
“No, that still won’t work. Try again.”
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, “I’m an elite chicken farmer.”
The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a
prostitute?”“Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year.”
“Chicken Farmer it is.”
Tadaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…….
Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!! Waaaaay to cold to go sailing lol
@metallica01 wrote:
wots the only good thing 2 come out of a mans penis when its hard? …………………. the wrinkles!!!
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What´s the difference bewteen a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?
You can un-screw a lightbulb……………. :wink:
Con, hunny bun…….could it possibly be that you´re bored to death????? LMAO
Hi Groucho xxx welcome to the boards, just hang in there and ignore the morons…. :wink:
Ummmm……Angel hunny bun……..or Rob or LL………what was the name of that place again in Newc?????? Me and my sieve…..lol
@oss wrote:
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@oss wrote:
Theres no need to brag about it i have been in this hell hole over 13 years now
Awwwww you poor thing…..I´m considering a change of tapestry myself……29 years is enough lol…
29 years in Munich christ you must love punishment :shock:
you’ll have to organise a Munich meet for everyone :lol:
Lol it isnt all THAT bad…….but a Munich meet, sure, when?? Just don´t say for the Oktoberfest lol :roll:
Why not for Oktober fest – would be awesome
Welllllllllllllllllllll…….if you want to spend like 500 euros a night for hotel or stay at a place thats 2 hours away, no prob lol and alothough i know a few owners of the beer tents, its hard to get a reserved booth, but we do have nice beer fests in the summer too….a little smaller and a little cheaper as well
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@sailingal wrote:
@oss wrote:
@sailingal wrote:
Where in Germany are you Oss????
Paderborn a few hours south of Berlin :D
Cool I´m in Munich :D
Bugga ………… My passports expired :( :( :(
Then get a new one ffs!!!!! lol
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