SailinGal

Donald Rumsfeld briefed the President this morning.

He told Bush that Three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq.

To everyone’s amazement, all of the color ran from Bush’s face, then he collapsed onto his desk, head in hands, visibly shaken, almost whimpering.

Finally, he composed himself and asked Rumsfeld, “Just exactly how many is a brazillion?”

@argyll wrote:

@lancsman48 wrote:

Whats the difference between Oral and Anal sex??…

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Then have a reduction ffs thunderchick!

Awwwwwwwwww groucho….dont change your nick hun…..we luv ya the way ya are :D

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Hehe how true :lol:

Hehe how true :lol:

The Best Las Vegas Hooker EVER

A guy is walking along the strip in Las Vegas and a knockout looking Vegas hooker catches his eye. He strikes up a conversation and eventually asks the hooker, “How much do you charge?”

The hooker says, “Do you see that Denny’s on the corner?”

“Yes.”

“Do you see the Denny’s about a block further…[Read more]

ROFL argy!!!! Summs is gonna luv ya for this hehe :lol:

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of
her students. The teacher asked, “Harry, what’s your problem?”

Harry answered, “I’m too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in
the 3rd grade and I’m smarter than she is! I think I should be in
the 3rd grade too!”

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal’s…[Read more]

A professor at West Virginia University in Morgantown was giving a lecture of the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students…[Read more]

I checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I’d get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when your calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all the right places,…[Read more]

Heyyyyyyyyyy I thought this was the joke thread ffs……..oh well, here it goes:

A woman walks into an accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “what is your…[Read more]

Yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!! Waaaaay to cold to go sailing lol

@metallica01 wrote:

wots the only good thing 2 come out of a mans penis when its hard? …………………. the wrinkles!!!
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Hehe….good one :wink:

What´s the difference bewteen a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can un-screw a lightbulb……………. :wink:

Con, hunny bun…….could it possibly be that you´re bored to death????? LMAO

Hi Groucho xxx welcome to the boards, just hang in there and ignore the morons…. :wink:

Ummmm……Angel hunny bun……..or Rob or LL………what was the name of that place again in Newc?????? Me and my sieve…..lol