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Milkyboy kid has always been very polite to me as a male, except that time when he thought I was female and stuck my caps lock on mute then he asked me to pull his zip up.

I was offended, it was a button fly.

I nearly made a joke of it then my battery ran out and I buzzed back in as Guest 278 and confessed, Milky said “wtf you on about” I was naked.

Not really, I think you should take this to a private room and sleep it off in the fetal position because you are both capable of acting the c word here.

I wont be expecting a easter bunny hop now x

 

 

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milkman of human kindness

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Rickshaw please and 2 tubs of spray paint to not be random.

Oxford boat race, yeh Cambridge smashed it again.  The whole country wept in irrelevance while the Cambridge “COXIES” tried to behave like cavemen whilst hiding from the shame of wearing Lycra on an old boat.

I was there but I got out classed by the future doctors who would run away at the sight of work. Jealous? Not really,  just annoyed because nobody thought to bring a GSOH to the boat and Claire “stick my  nose in any sport I can” Baldylickylocks gets right on my gears.

Apart from that I found a new sponsor for Ant& Dec.

Politics on JC? I would be super duper impressed if some oxymoronical cunt like me or you would even dare try and have a half slap idea on something about as interesting as  fly laying maggets on a Zelda May pair of Jimmys Choos whilst being ordered around by another minihetz Merkall.

 

GUTANG TAG!

 

 

 

 

 

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Reported for being mostly accurate Sairs

 

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Sairs73

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Well Moosey88 there is a link on the website and how to use the forums if you want to print on dank old paper for the retro smell- you might learn something.

*face palm snoring in a book*

 

 

 

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Wow – Hello magazine gonna get the rights for sure.     I`ll ask Rian and Dexy to DJ back to back with r&B anthems

Martin R can give the after dinner speech :)

 

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Paige you wanna talk on a meme to fight ? I`m sure the longest MEME wins

 

Anyways Sarah, can you retrigger your poem?

I don’t remember it and I got distracted with random shit online.  Safe trip u!!  Lighter or beermat or both.

I need B12 my brain is frazzled when I drinks like a fish

Big up!!!!

 

 

 

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Sairs73

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Your time machine is shit, so shit its been round the clock 5 light years and its out of fuel

Even the perpetual motion counter is stuck in 2018

 

Good topic though I left that message in 1872

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Mark.

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I am awaiting the results of the Oscars for who manages the best impressions of not being themselves.

 

 

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I gave you a thumbs up @ King.

Better off alone  – I think that tune is better off left alone.

 

Linda is hijacking the thread, its ok JN is wood pecking it.  I`m just stamping it with a tune request saved up for Lent.

 

“Humdiggity dawg”

 

 

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King_S have you been smoking John Chapman.

The world needs people like you to moan on chatrooms about how bad the world is.

 

Earlier today I thought you were pregnant you’ve got 1 extra hump than usual

Last time you wined like in the old testament you left me a sarnie.

 

Cheer up and you can make sure Sarah doesn’t forget about Nandos.

 

Moody!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

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