ruthless

this is funny!!

sarah are you ok? txt me i know we had some carnage but its not real

Not sure its a “setting”!

btw happy bank holidays to all of u louts

Just out of curiousness  MisterQ as of now you have 321 topics and 2678 replies.

How many of these replies are from other people to the nearest %?

I did a quick keyword search on a small sample size and I found you replied to ya own thought provoking quips 80+% of the time.  Of these threads approximately 20% had replies from other c…[Read more]

Cool – MisterQ can you PM me ya password and I`ll see if I can get you banned before the weekend.

Have a wheelly good time cycling around muttering to yourself old boy :)

ROFL! RATP! LOL! LOZ!!! HAHAH! HEHEHEH!!! UNICYCLES!!! BUMBUGS LOLS!!!! <INSERT JOKE>

MisterQ – ever thought of applying for Alan Shearers job on iTV?  Maybe you could challenge Alan Hanson for depth and insight?

At least you have a topic with a reply.    You should work for Pontins in your straight jacket.

I am willing to defend you if you can post 50 topics a month with no re…[Read more]

I wonder who I am sometimes too. I will confirm with Nurse Rachet if JN can shed some clues out via cryptic inneundo.

MisterQ has been upgraded with a Jimmy Cricket tribute set on BGT.

For spiders, LINDA MILK MIZZY MORG NORFOLK ALFIE HUGS DYE RIOT LAURA77  dream catcher +1 OH AND SUBZ! TRACEY.

BOLLLOXITICAS!

Fair play the shit heads owned us!

See It

Say It

Sorted

I lost part of the will to fund this with a reply when I realised MQ was on the joke books.

Things make me lose it

1. Hissy fits – always likely to get an impromtu smashed up iphone/laptop at the end of a massive tilt.  REASON: LOSING MONEY  SOLUTION: WASTE MONEY BREAKING SHIT
2. Mostly everything that cannot be rebooted or eaten.
3. East E…

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Is “Manky old fanny” the 1st song?

Maybe its a re-used cliché.

Make sense?

Usual drivel, where you mention MisterQ as chief Ken Dodd?

Well, I`m not really into drivel but at least MisterQ knows what a fanny is without consulting a bible.

Anyways, you have friends? wow

I said if England manage in the last 8 then I shall support them – and as long as they don`t get smashed up by KGB they have a chance

BADDER 2-0 TO THE SERBZ
WHIZZ 2-0 TO THE NUTS
KING OF MICE 1-1

ME = 5-0 TO THE NUTS

BYE GERMANY !!! :)

Achtung! Bit early to predict the gerrys winning?

I would be very suprised if the towel pinchers get in the semis.

Another unknown RTYPE where it is unsure so asks a chatroom if its a phreak/normal or just abonromal.

YES/NO/MAYBE

Good luck to him/her/IT

The worst thing about trannies is, they seem to have the worst of both spectrums.  For instance,  this one had a 128k brain that decided to write a lecture. We all have little memory banks being born/etc b…[Read more]

I think if Linda uses the word slander in context it would be the final nail in her claims to speak English.

For somebody who works in law does her verbal not get in the way of people/judges / jury etc thinking shes high or at the very least been dead for 3minutes and resussed just before she gave evidence.

Anybody who is doing her should be…[Read more]

I`m seriously going to unbookmark JC and upgrade it to auto launch on opening <browser>

Whilst scaptic is considering his bleak views of supposed persecution perhaps he would like to lend me his login so I can change the nickname and upgrade him to pompous level 3 via the back door.

Good luck scappy sure you will be back to revel in your glory…[Read more]

misterQ wheres your annoying joke to quip with ?

There used a misterq`s snooker spot near wembley .. those who know knew

was cheap drinks and shoddy tables

king of milk used to parade their offering out people to “winner stays on”

£1.99 for fosters circa 1998/9 I believe and 40p a game

near wembley central cba to bing it in…[Read more]

Yes they are amazing – the deaf like Martin Kemp`s voice without subs.

Gary is more for the blind, deaf dumb and mute aka DEAD people.

I wish Tony all the best he`s getting crowd funded  ( SKINT!) and managed to unproduce an album without legal issues with the Krays sorry the Kemps I get mixed up with those men they are such pioneers in…[Read more]

theres 3 ads at the moment featuring GOLD.

Shame they were a bunch of CUN8w  in acting and tonys album aint finished yet to buy yet he plugs it on c3nt morning britain and bbcnt 1

funny innnit