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@jen_jen wrote:
Dear Mr Trawler,
I fear some sabotage, that photograph is most definitely not of me. I am blonde with ample assets, not brunette with nothing worth mentioning, and I wouldn’t be seen dead in an orange cardigan on a yellow beadspread.
Are you sure that Ms Su “Praying Mantis” Simply is as trustworthy as you think? I’m sure that a man of your stature would have carried out checks into her background and not been swayed by the uniform. If not, might I suggest you appoint a bodyguard and food taster as quickly as possibly and DO NOT, under any circumstances, allow her to lure you behind the bookcases with breathless exclamations of having found something exotically beautiful that she wants to share with you and you only.
Please be careful my dear friend.
J xx
Ha ha, Jen Jen
I fear the mishap with the photograph is all mine. But who can blame a fellow for getting so muddled under such circumstances? I’m sure the information contained within the dossier is completely accurate and promise to only divulge under severe torture or a good lashing.
@wordsworth60 wrote:
Dear Mr Trawler
I realise that your thread pour chercher l’amour is in danger of becoming a conduit pour les affaires de notre amicale, but I by way of an update, I would like to express the gratitude of the club both collectively and individually for the sterling efforts of Ms SimplySu and Miss MoneyPenny.
They have conducted themselves in their duties with enthusiasm and rigour. I would never have imagined that our fraternity – including some of our older and less upstanding members – would take such an interest in our previously-neglected literary section.
Just the other day a normally-silent fellow called out “Ah! My America! My New Found Land”. At first it was hard to see where the sound had originated, but after Miss MoneyPenny’s fine form was seen leaving a particularly dark corner, the chap in question could be seen beaming and nursing a large, old anthology of the Metaphysical Poets in his lap. Such enthusiasm for the written word had been previously hidden.
Ms SimplySu has, quite simply, not ceased in her activity since arriving and whether it is the speed of her work or some innate rhythm, her movements have had a near-hypnotic effect on the members who, while maintaining a discreet distance, have increased their use of the Lounge to the extent that even in the cold weather, we have reduced our consumption of logs for the fire due in no small part to the energy stirred by her movements which have given a whole new meaning to the verb ‘sway’.
How she manages to divide her time between our library and her services at your place I really don’t know, but she, and Miss MoneyPenny have earned grateful admiration from us all.
Yours Sincerely
W[/i]
Dear Grandmaster Words,
It is an incontestable truth that one of life’s pleasures is the receipt of your letters – and this occasion is no exception to the rule.
It is always rewarding to be presented with gracious and favourable comments about those with whom one must acknowledge a certain fiduciary obligation. The Trawler lineage has for the most part been one of nothing more than forlorn events of mistake begat mistake, so it is decidedly encouraging to identify that my eagerness to embrace Mmes MoneyPenny and SimplySu into the bosom of my humble household has proved to be amongst my better decisions.
I am also perplexed at their ability to administrate to my disorderly needs whilst finding the requisite time to accommodate the demands of the fraternity, but needless to say hitherto they have exemplified their sex with admirable aplomb. Recent events – of which details shall be reserved for a colourful retelling in the Gentlemen’s Club Smoking Room – have demonstrated that the verve and ingenuity of a young lady is usually unleashed should the circumstances be favourable. Perhaps I can suggest by way of caution that our older peers consider cordial consultations with their doctors prior to extended encounters with these ladies.
Miss MoneyPenny’s enthusiastic undertaking of the domestic drudgery that always seemed insurmountable has been beyond reproach. However, if may take this opportunity to confide bemusement about one of her more unusual practices, perhaps you can bring to bear your considerable experience with the gentle sex. I trust your counsel in these matters remains unblemished despite the Lady Jen Jen question that is furnishing the chattering classes with gossip?
She has deemed the twilight hours to be conducive to the performance of several of her tasks. On occasion where my resolution has succumbed to the late-evening vicissitudes of my stomach, I have found her in the kitchen, supine in position with a winsome come hither expression. Timorous in nature, I have resolved that my best course of action is to gingerly step over her, err.., let’s say delights for the sake of polite dialogue, averting my eyes lest my hunger can no longer be satisfied by a handful of Carr’s Water Biscuits.
Miss SimplySu’s administrative skills are second to none. She has surpassed herself with the archiving of the Trawler library and self-assuredly addressed problems beyond the call of duty. For example, she singlehandedly arranged the funeral of my manservant, incidentally please extend my gratitude to our brothers for their gracious attendance.
You will of course understand that I was keen to find a suitable replacement at the earliest convenience, but she assuredly stated that she could assume his duties without deleterious effect on her contractual obligations. Well, dear sir, I can blissfully inform you that the woman is without question the lady of the hour. Never before I have I been assisted with the enrobing of my smoking jacket and found my whole body to be actually smoking.
Miss SimplySu has also proven invaluable with the assessment of the Valentine’s applications but more of that later.
Admirably yours,
Rusty Trawler
Hey Money Honey
Good to see ya!
xxxxx
this always makes me feel good:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfpgKLORWk0
Welcome to the boards, Crys and nice thread.
Hey BLonde !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Have a great birthday xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
@rogue trader wrote:
this miss moneypenny,you speaketh of?
seems to be quite an enthralling enigmatic lady
I have come quite late to this thread
and I do hope.pray, that its not to late to throw my “hat into the ring”
as they say
to seek the attention of the aforesaid miss moneypenny
I would appreciate it if you su,could kindly pass this message on to mrs mp
thank you
yours sincerely
cosy the chivalrous
patshire
boardland.waiting in fevered anticipation.
Lol. Well done, Rogue. Not too late at all.
thanks for your kind wishes, you guys.
@nicey wrote:
Happy Birthday rusty xxxx
cop a feel of those jugs :D
LOL. thank you Ms Nice.
Now’s that’s a birthday present.
I originally wrote thanks s.n.i.x.x.x.x. For some reason it thinks this is a naughty word.
Thanks SNICKERS, that was lovely
