What lonely hearts ads really mean :lol:
Adventurous : Slept with everyone
Athletic : Flat chested
Compassionate : Cries all the time
Considerate : Neurotic
Contagious smile : did too much coke in the eighties
Highly educated : Left school at 16
Light drinker : Drinks all time while daylight
Emotionally secure : Spends at least £150 a week on therapy
Fun loving : Loud and annoying
Generous : Broke
New age : Never waxes
Open minded : Desperate
Outgoing : Embarrassing
Passionate : Drunk
Seeks soul mate : Stalker
Spontaneous : Always late
Tactile : Needy
Voluptuous : Fat[/quote
All that and you didnt reply to my ad lol