[Rose]

Pats get all the fluff from tumble dryer.

Kateee also gets my poor old dead dogs nail clippers.

Diane gets my prized silcone pastry brush cause the hairs dont fall out.

Argy gets my last £11 voucher for a two course meal (including glass of wine) valid till 30th September at Loch Fyne fish restaurant cause hes a tight git.

LL gets a 10×8 tupperware container to keep cakes in.

Chess gets my antimacassars hand crafted by Beduin virgins- Slighty stained and a bit greasy but still got loads of wear in them.

And to Cath I bequeath my prescription sunglasses so she can find her way.

[Rose]

And if Kateee is watching …………

I leave all my edited Wordpad files to her to with as she sees fit.

[Rose]

I’m a sucker for a gadget, if I was rich I would have every gadget going.
Remote Control curtains
Those lights that come on when you open the bathroom door
Boiling water in the taps
Remote Control Electric fire with flickery flames
Robots that hoover
Automatic bomb devices to blast irritating neighbours to kingdom come

However, I am the proud owner of a plastic bag sealer and a machine that cuts pills in half!

[Rose]

I have a draw full of old mobile phone chargers all tangled up, can’t chuck them cause you never know.
I threw out my George Forman after forgetting to put the little tray under and dripping sausage fat all over the worktop.
Eyelash curlers in the makeup drawer but wtf i can’t even see my eyelashes as they are white and end up with two red rings after squeezing them tightly on what i thought was my eyelashes.
Ive got a great hoover though but half time if I know someones coming I just make marks on the carpet with a hairbrush so it looks like Ive used it.

[Rose]

Happy Birthday Soulbabe.
Love Rose xxxxxxx

[Rose]

bon bon wrote:

some nice biscuits ( I have a shortbread recipe to die for!!!)
I can make a nice lemon drizzle cake but just want more ideas for somethin thats tasty

also rose, I have problems with the kids food
They all like different things so I end up making the things they all like over and over then they complain I do the same all the time. any ideas

If your kids like pasta Di, stir fry whatever veg you got in the house, add some chopped bacon and onion, kids love bacon, stir it into the cooked pasta and top with cheese. If they like pesto add that to the pasta. Its what my son used to call industrial food, cheap, filling and loads of it. (a few chilli flakes gives it a kick too depending on taste).

If you want a great barbeque sauce, can be used on chicken thighs or legs or spare ribs.
Mix a teaspoon of ground ginger
half a teaspoon of chilli flakes
good glug of soya sauce
2 or 3 cloves of garlic (crushed)
good squeeze of tomato puree
half a pint or so of orange juice
tablespoon or two of set honey
Pour over meat and marinade if you can overnight but dont worry if you cant. Cook in oven till done. I guarantee they will love it!

[Rose]

@bon bon wrote:

he wasn’t that nice Rose :shock:

And those bleddy granules are hell to wash down the bath!

[Rose]

@cath 55 wrote:

@bon bon wrote:

shame they don’t sell enormous sticky papers with lights attached specially for moths

Cath I’m same as you
my kids are all out (mugging old ladies, I have to supplement my benefits somehow) and now Ive done all the housework (in between posting) I’m at a loose end.
I was going to try Petes Jam roly poly recipe but I’ve no suet or jam and shops dont open till 7pm
I’ve nothing to look forward to except counting flies on sticky flypaper

why dunt ya look on the net fer some benefit fiddle ideas? yer never know…… cant ya ave another kid or someat, i hear pilots at a loose end….. ;)

sorry couldnt resists…….this thread was about sticky ends? ………. euwwwwwwww lolol :oops:

Pilots at a loose end you say. Mmmmmmmm so tempting!

[Rose]

@bon bon wrote:

I was actually venturing out tonight to a real life quiz with a real life man
Ive dyed my hair, shave my legs and armpits, plucked my eyebrows and applied a face pack.
My daughters brought out various fashionable items I might care to wear.
I even washed my kitchen floor so he didn’t have to wipe his feet on the way out.
A spare toothbrush was placed discreetly in the bathroom just in case…….

What happens?????

Hes phoned me to say he’s got a better offer.

Stuff Real Life

I’m going to JC’s quiz in my jim jams

Love it!!!
But you forgot to exfoliate and moisturise!!!!!

[Rose]

bon bon wrote:

Not sure this should be on this or the Arts thread :wink:

My kids love my cakes but I’m bored with same old…

Has any of you ladies got a recipe for something a little different

What sort of thing do you fancy?

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