I’ve just phoned him up.
He’s out of breath beause he is trying to get his hands on some baked beans from morrisons.
He says he’ll be back soon to start his very own “how to make a sponge pudding” thread.
First time my son wanted to stay here with his girlfriend was last Christmas Di, I kept them up till 3.00am talking plied them with copious amounts of wine and beer for fear of kept awake with moaning and groaning! It worked a treat, I slept like a baby, the girlfriend was so sick she’s never touched a drop since and my son boked at the full english i offered him next morning!
However, she is now pregnant and due November 5th, its what ive been waiting for and am over the moon!
I love my job cause kids are so honest and mostly up for a laugh. I don’t have a problem with the poo and sick and I love the paint, glue and glitter but the snot is hard to deal with at times!
I love a crisp, bright autumn day and the beautiful colours of the trees and walking through crunchy leaves.
I love the way my son says I love you at the end of every phone call.
I love how my friends two year old little girl dances to music on the tele with great rhythm and no inhibitions. I hope she stays that way.
I love my sister-in-law for ordering me to accept her help and support when I was poorly.
I love walking a dog and poking about in hedges and fields looking at how the different seed systems on wild flowers and plants are formed.
I love listening to opera on my own when im decorating or cleaning because all my friends hate it, I can’t understand a word of it but I love the emotion.