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19 February, 2009 at 4:39 pm #391966
@forumhostpb wrote:
OK I’m ranting … right !!!
But I’m sick and tired of bloody BBC weather forecasts – you know …. forecast, as in what they think will happen in the FUTURE !!!!!!
So what do we get for most of their pathetic little 2 minute slot after the News?????
“The weather today WAS …….” and there follows a lengthy description of what the weather WAS like all day in all the different areas of the country.
This isn’t a FORECAST …. it’s telling us what we already knew ffs … we KNEW it was raining in the North or that the temperature in Chipping sodding Norton was lower than the seasonal average today, because some of us bloody well live there – THAT’s how we knew.
We don’t need some ponsified jumped up BBC so-called forecaster to tell us what was already bloody obvious to most of the population ffs !!!!
How about they do the difficult thing and tell us what the weather WILL be like tomorrow?????
So what do they do for the last few seconds of their totally arse-aching little slot??? “Tomorrow it will rain in Wales”” …. well whoopy doo … any half mad drug addled nincompoop could work THAT out. … it ALWAYS rains in bloody Wales…. that’s why only the Welsh live there.
And we pay a license fee for this undiluted crap!!!! Jesus Christ i’m so cross!!!!!
OK rant over – until the next bloody forecast!!!
Oh dear we are cross aren’t we!
Nice plate of pasta and a chocolate dessert is what you need!
19 February, 2009 at 4:34 pm #391772@forumhostgm wrote:
OMG!!! :shock:
is there a Tranny in here???
18 February, 2009 at 4:23 pm #391766@lovely Lady wrote:
Dear Supergran
I am writing on the request of Chipster to see if you would make an exception and allow him to come to the girlie only hen day/night…………. :shock: :shock:
He has agreed to any or all of the following…….
1 He will wear girlie clothes ( short skirt bit cold for this time of year but he says ok if he can wear fishnets :o :o )
2 He will talk in a high pitched voice and giggle like a girlie ( I knowwwwwww he normally does but anyway !! :lol: :lol: )
3 The first round will be on him ( must remember to tell him to bring his purse 8) 8) )
4 He will flirt like mad and show his cleavage on request ( phwoooarrrr !! 8-[ 8-[ )
Failing you saying yes to the above as an ABSOLUTE last resort he has agreed to be the stripper ( hands off girls after he has done the Full Monty – you will know what I mean :oops: :oops: :oops: )
Yours fellow hen
Michelle xxxx
3 The first round will be on him ( must remember to tell him to bring his purse )
Does the Tranny realise there are 49 going! :lol:
16 February, 2009 at 12:12 pm #391758Loin cloth and six pack?
16 February, 2009 at 12:08 pm #39175716 February, 2009 at 12:02 pm #390937@forumhostpb wrote:
Well, I’m going to stick my neck right out here and I expect I’ll receive a really good kicking for it …. but here goes.
OK, I’m genuinely really sorry that Jade has terminal cancer and only a couple of months to live……
BUT…..
I just have this really cynical inner feeling that all is not the way it is currently being presented in the Media. I keep on asking myself … what if she doesn’t REALLY have terminal cancer??? What if the whole thing is a Media publicity stunt?
Yes I know before you say it that this is incredibly cynical, but I’m sure it won’t be the first time that somebody had done something utterly outrageous like this, nor will it be the last.
So what do you reckon …. it is real??? Or is it some sort of ghastly publicity stunt?
She may not be the shiniest ring in the jewellers but I can’t believe she would fake this, just think what it would do to her boys in the future if this was just for publicity.
14 February, 2009 at 11:31 pm #391221@forumhostpb wrote:
I know you won’t mind too much if I disagree with you Rosepetal but I wouldn’t particularly want to waste my time on a woman who finds an evening out “more pleasurable” because it is procured at “an exhorbitant price.”
Surely her pleasure should be derived from spending some time with her partner regardless of the venue, the price, or for that matter the occasion?
Oh and BTW, what on earth is this ‘romance’ rubbish all about then eh? (Another way to sucker some poor bloke into spending his hard earned cash of flowers and fripperies).
Your disagreement is of no consequence, however, spending money means you care!
Believe me!
14 February, 2009 at 10:34 pm #390930So she has only months to live, I bet more than anything the thought of leaving her boys will hurt more than anything.
This week I heard a young women who was so supportive and sweet to me when I had it has now got it herself, she has two young boys and in her late 30s. I’m gutted and yes I even cried.
Selfish I know but makes you think why stress about things you can do nothing about, I don’t anymore, it taught me many things and you truely see life in a different light, the most important one to me is this really isnt a rehearsal so take what you can while you can.
14 February, 2009 at 6:34 pm #391218@forumhostpb wrote:
There was a time when I used to present the obligatory bunch of red roses to demonstrate my undying love; when I would entertain the object of my affections to a dinner in a ‘nice’ restuarant ….. but no more. With age comes knowledge – and I have learnt a lot over the years.
My usual inner cynic tells me that, as I am now married to her, I needn’t go to all this trouble to ‘win her over’. Fortunately she isn’t a ‘high maintenance’ wife.
But the real reason is far more prosaic. I am simply sick and tired of being ripped off.
Buy a modest bunch of roses during the rest of the year and they’ll cost you anywhere between £3.99 and say £10. Buy the same bunch of roses for Valentine’s Day and they’ll start at £20 and go up from there.
Restuarants are pretty much the same. The “special Valentine’s Day” menu – which differs little from the regular menu – will cost you considerably more that you’d pay at any other time of the year.
They rarely if ever increase the numbers of waiting staff to cope with a full house, so service standards are reduced to almost non-existent. The result is that you spend bloody hours over an indifferent meal in an over-crowded restuarant, served lukewarm by stressed out staff and end up paying over the odds for the privilege.
To add insult to injury, you spend your evening surrounded by spotty faced youths desperately trying to impress this week’s girlfriend, with little if any chance of success, being served by bad tempered staff and the ultimate indignity – being ripped off by the management.
As always, I shall prepare a superb supper for us both (and my little daughter), prepared just the way she likes it; washed down with a chilled bottle of her favourite wine; and we shall stroll next door to the sitting room with a cup of Espresso coffee and maybe a nightcap, and settle down for a pleasant peaceful evening uninterrupted by lovesick youths mooning over each other.
The very fact that a women knows dinner, flowers chocolates etc.are produced at an exorbitant inflated price on valentines day makes the receiving of them so much more pleasurable. It proves that even if deep down she knows your a tight grumpy old git you havent become complacent, take her for granted and still want to keep the romance alive.
Men just don’t get it!
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