I sorta like Merl. He’s French. Did you know this?
I’m sick of loggin on and nobody being around. That’s what im sick of. Also my new burnt orange coat. My son says I look like a giant duster innit. I’m also sick of that.
Is it just me? Something happens to my internal workings when Ge types ‘CRETIN’? O.K, so it’s not particularly sentient or personable but ya know! CRETIN! See. It int the same when I type it.
After birthing particularly gigantic babies, my water parts are somewhat weakened. I must confess that I may have wee’d a tiny bit whilst reading this.