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ive got to add this :-
yes your royal bemness
i am profusely,deeply sorry,although i did say i did write it in august,with a couple of months beforehand for a bit of resarch,as you do like,but hey pardon me for attempting to write a thread
but woh it shall not deter me,i have had many knockbacks in threads,ive felt the deep dark days when ive wrote threads and ive felt the utter pain in my guts,and felt like tying a noose round my neck,when the dreaded o reply hits you,it stings man it makes you feel i cant carry on doing threads anymore no barstards interested in what im saying, ,,,,but wait
ive been a big fat niller guy,ive felt the anguish,the nervous waiting,the not sleeping uneasy wont go away emotion,trembles and fears,,the cold sweats,,as anybody replied to my thread….oh lord please let it be so,i will er do anything god mate
so listen milky mate 9 balls bud
keep the faith lads,keep writing those threads,you to bemused
you never know one day you might get a reply.……………….5 reasons every man should have a dog.
1,if they like you,and get on with you,they”re like your best mate
2,if you run out of beer or cigs,and its getting a bit late/dark going to the offy they are handy accomplices to ward away and stave off all the “have you got 20p /have you got a cig merchants.
3,they never grass you up if you brring a bird back while the missus is at work.
4,they”re not bothered if you dont buy them a card for their birthday/xmas/valentines etc.
5,they eat cats.……………….part 2
warning the second part may contain caps and one expletive
(i hate swearing in poems unless its ungratitous)and then the NOISE! OH THE NOISE! THE NOISE!
NOISE! FCKN NOISE!
oh how the gove hated
the NOISE!
he knew all the children would be happy
they”pllay in the gardens and eat loads of tasty snacks
instead of doing tests,and climbing chimney stacks
and they would do someting he liked least of all
every school kid in england the talland the small
once summer hols was fully in swing
the kids would be happy,and forget who was the king
and more the gove thought what summer would bring
the more the gove thought i MUST stop this whole thing
ive put up with being a NOBODY for so long
i must stop this summer i must stop the kids being strong.
THEN HE THOUGHT OF AN AWFUL IDEA“i know what to do” the gove laughed in his throat
and he made a quick costume,from parts of a goat
and he chuckled and he clucked,hey what a great govey trick
“with these horns and hooves i like just like auld nick”
“if i cant find a reason i will invent one instead”
so he called his friend murdoch and they made up some sh!t
about selling off playing fields and being forced to permit
the whole starvation and privatisation
of the nations state educationnow im sorry my poem is long and snappy
but this ending aint gonna be happy
cos the gove isnt just a fictional monstrosity
hes real,flesh and blood,full of pomposity
so parents watch out,its not just the summer vacation
the gove is out to get you and your childrens education.next week i shall be discussing jeremy hunt
now theres a limerick waiting to happen.ok now we move into michael gove the education secretary
actually gove is a real word in the english language,it means to go about looking like a fool ore to stare stupidly
maybe we should bring it back into common usage?now as you may know ive been known to do the odd poem or two,i actually wrote this poem last august but shelved it but it seems rather apt to put it on this thread,so here goes
……………………..how the “gove” stole summer
…………………..part 1
every schoolkid in england liked summer a lot
but the gove who lived in westminster did not
the gove hated summer,the whole summer season
now plz dont ask why,no one quite knows the reason
it could be his head wasnt just screwed on right
it could be his shoes were too tight
but i think the most likely reason of all
was that his heart was two sizes to smallwhatever the reason,his shoes or his heart
gove stood there in july,watching school hols start
staring down from his office,with a sour govey frown
at the happy girls and boys below in the town
they”re happy and carefree he said with a sneer
tomorrow is summer hols,they”re practically here
then he growled with his fingers nervously drumming
i must find a way to stop the summer from coming
for tomorrow he knew,all the children would wake
bright and early next morning for the long summer breakerm talking about breaks i think i will take one part 2 is done but i just need a cig or a beer,or a gf ,or maybe even a life but part 2 will follow shortly if yous want?.
lets play spot the george
heres a cluehttp://politicalscrapbook.net/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/osborne-blue-collar.jpg
they cant afford me mate :-
jeff lynnes new one
@irish_lucy wrote:
off all the people to start a thread about how fùcked up a Country is, is the same person who is scrounging off tax payers.
Cosy get a job then you have the right to give out how the Government spend your taxes.
The more people who are able to work but are just bone idle lazy is the problem, not enough money to go around. GET A JOB.
ive got a job and you know i have.
