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@angel1 wrote:

@catz wrote:

Well hello! :wink:

purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrfect!!!

I know…… i am just amazing!

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No More Scales Cake

1 youghart (any flavour or just plain) -use the empty youghart pot as a measure.
1 veg oil
1 sugar
3 flour
4 eggs
1 tbs of baking powder

Put all in bowl and blitz

Flavour your cake with anything. cherry and almond, coffee and walnut, toblerone chunks etc etc etc

Grease and line tin – cook on 180 for 30-45 mins – skewer test.

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Slow cooked mushrooms in a stilton & Red wine Sauce. Served on a bed of roquet with crouton puffs & Creme fresh.

Button Mushrooms
Stilton/rocqufort
Garlic
Salt
Pepper
Cumin
Fresh Corriander
Red wine(pref Cote du Rhone or Bordeaux)

Puff Pastry
Creme Fresh
Roquet

Put all in pan and cook on low heat.

Cut circles of puff pastry and cook

Serve on bed of roquet with croutons on top. spoon mushrooms and sauce over and garnish with fresh corriander and creme fresh.

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@clar..ey wrote:

tea with 2 pls love x

*thinks to herself*
Arrrggghhhh run away the L word when all i wanted was a F….

*says*
I will just call my mate over then

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@panickstricken wrote:

Everyone thinks I am extremely jealous of James Blunkett because he has got a TANK. I am NOT! Anyway, I am still hoping to get a submarine with a PERISCOPE for Christmas. I imagine Santa is just having a little difficulty getting it through customs. This means I will be able to sneak up to beaches and look at nearly nude women sunbathing without getting arrested all the time.

You couldn’t sneak up on nearly nude women sunbathing in a tank of course. Ladies would hear you coming and would cover themselves up with overcoats, Women are not COMPLETELY stupid you know!!! I suppose if they thought it was James Blunkett inside the tank they might stay uncovered or even take more clothes off to throw in his general direction even though he is blind like his father and has to use a guide dog whenever he leaves his flat.

Another problem with tanks is that they run on petrol and they only go about 1 mile to the gallon. I would look stupid if I ran out of petrol and had to be towed up and down the beach all day by the AA.

Submarines, on the other hand, run on NUCLEAR POWER and can travel completely round the world without coming up for air. This means I could go to beaches in Thailand and Brazil and look at nearly nude women of myriad hues.

Another good thing about submarines is that they only have one tiny red light inside so that people can develop their photographs without upsetting the ladies at Boots. It’s also dark inside a tank of course but there’s always the risk that the man from the AA might lift the lid to tell you to try the engine again and that would let all the light in.

I would hate to spend all that time taking secret photographs of nearly nude women through a periscope only to have them ruined by the man from the AA, wouldn’t you

So thats why Blunty has a tank….right thanks for that one made me giggle(a rarity for one so miserable i can tell you)

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@slayer wrote:

Those twin peaks…or are you just pleased to see me?

You should check the valleys out!

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@fastcars wrote:

Do you only ride mountains…. 8)

Gonna need to try harder than that!

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@forumhostpb wrote:

Hang on – Mr angel is playing away – now he can’t even remember Mrs Angel’s name – and he has bought her a nose ring. There is a message here somewhere.

Hmmmmm this needs to be investigated further.

I happen to agree there PB…. i mean exactly what is the nose ring for?!?!?!?!?! maybe he just wants to call you beeatch and you call him master……. you know how men are about vocolizing their emotional and physical needs and desires

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@angel1 wrote:

wahoooooooooooooooooo quick lock the door :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:

Maybe the Hubby will think he’s at the wrong house and go next door! Now get in that sodding wardrobe!

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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

Because it’s cheaper and safer than going to the pub, more entertaining than the TV, more interactive than my in-laws. less stressful than a family get together and, best of all, I can do it sitting down, without hodling my stomach in and it doesn’t matter if I am having a bad hair day. :lol:

Here Here!!!! well apart from the in-laws bit.

Good Christmas i take it Lambrini!

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