RidingMountains2

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Exactly my thinking, i shall get round to you all somehow, even if we have to bring them in, in pairs. I cannot have people missing out!

*snaps gloves* Shall we begin. (Industrial size tub of KY permitting) :wink:

@woody wrote:

Woody honey….. you haven’t seen me on snow yet!….

true, true, i heard that sex is amazing on snow! :wink:[/quote]

I take it we are talking the “white Stuff” here….

for all the sub standard intellectuals on here that means frozen water flakes…. not the expensive waste of time substitute.

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I like to make the newbies all fit in :D

I refer you back to vasaline

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

P.s are you corrupting the newbie RM? :wink: :lol:

If so can i join in? :P

hehehehe… Who me?!?!?!

Would I?????

By all means…. although knowing the man like i do, he is already corrupt!

@woody wrote:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

No. I gargle!

that reminds me of the old classic…

whats the difference between love, true love, and showing off…

spit, swallow and gargle,

and rm2 you showoff you!!

Woody honey….. you haven’t seen me on snow yet!….

@Oss wrote:

There he is puting his flippers on ready for the big swim then all of a sudden all of the lessons he has recieved about the vagina and the womb etc have gone out the window. What he thought was gonna be a swim upstream, has now turned into a evasion tactics one on one with a lashing tongue and a marauding set of teeth followed by a…

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@Rainbowbrite wrote:

@RidingMountains2 wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Highs: Meeting my Godmother after 20 years

Bless you both xxxx hope all goes well for you both x

Ty RM, yes it was rather special, only things like finding out that santa has left you presents and getting divorced compare.

:lol:

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@woody wrote:

good plan hadnt thought of that, normally just use vaseline for other things! :wink:

Thats what they all say about “Vasalines’ Lip Therapy”….. pucker up baby!!!

@woody wrote:

why thank you for the welcome very kind! !

You are welcome. So how many inches has Brum got then……. rain that is

@woody wrote:

grease? what do you want that for, im sure a bit of spital with suffice?!

well…. i have some nice chocolate flavoured lube…….

@woody wrote:

and it most certainly is woody by name and by…

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Foul

Welcome my little native.

xxxx

@woody wrote:

well hello there, this is my first poster, and as a virgin, i dont think it appropriate to talk about anal intrustion.

so riding do you take it like a man?

Grease me up and bring it on….. so is it a case of Woody by name and woody by nature…..

I hear that can be quite painful!

Nugatory

@Mrs Clean wrote:

oh hang on…… underwear needs changing ! :oops: :oops: :oops:

Ermmm why? sliding of the chair are we?

p.s please do not missunderstand my banter, it is all meant in jest

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

Highs: Meeting my Godmother after 20 years

Bless you both xxxx hope all goes well for you both x

@pikey wrote:

! It’ll be one piece orange robes and funny haircuts next, followed by brain washing and selling your Earthly possessions. Mark my words.

No that would be guantanamo bay!

On the turning away
From the pale and downtrodden
And the words they say
Which we won’t understand
“Don’t accept that what’s happening
Is just a case of others’ suffering
Or you’ll find that you’re joining in
The turning away”

It’s a sin that somehow
Light is changing to shadow
And casting it’s shroud
Over all we have known
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@American Woman wrote:

What pretty lyrics! Sung by??????

Oasis

@angel1 wrote:

My daughters school are doing a new approach to getting the children to show they are friends they have to each day write down on a peice of paper *thank u for being my friend* and give it to some one who has cheered them up on that day.

So i thought id give it a try but with a rose so come on peeps who would u like to give a rose…

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@Oss wrote:

I thought that was an anal intruder – thought it was a bit wide and ribbed :shock:

Only gay if you take it hey…..

Christ, I keep outing people on here… whats that all about?!