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ruthless wrote:

I am so happily in love with my partner. I am so lucky that I have found my soul mate.

My partner knows that I have a best friend that is female and she has met her and they get on really well.

Mizzy (Sarah) is not who you think she is, she is a nice and kind person.

I love my wife and Sarah understands

People can be friends without anything odd going on.

Me and Sarah have a bond and my wife understands its not sexual.

im sick of people saying its seedy

id never cheat on my wife

do you have a true friend a best friend where there is nothing sexual going on?

I got a fuck buddy but she likes it that way unlike Mizzy (Sarah) who passes out cause shes so pissed when ruth fucks cant get it up

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Never mind the bollox.

And heres Mizzy who will suck them for a Vodka and Coke on a Saturday night!!

PMSL LOL ROFL

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Dangermousey

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Dangermousey wrote:

How many ping pong balls can you fit into your mouth?

They are not maltesers!!

PMSL LOL ROFL

Not as many cocks as you can get in yours !!

PMSL LOL ROFL

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Dangermousey

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Morgan. wrote:

Sairs73 wrote:

When people betray my trust I chop them into bits put them in a bin liner, and bung them in the wheelie bin.

Dennis Nielsen

John Reginald Christie

Dr Hannibal Lecter

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Sairs73 wrote:

When people betray my trust I chop them into bits put them in a bin liner, and bung them in the wheelie bin.

Thought Hugs was still breathing

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magmanimous wrote:

The baby jesus has appeared to me in a dream stating Sassey is a hideous creature destined for hell and advises her to pack a fireproof coat as Satan has a big fire with a trident ready to poke up her backside. YOU ARE HELLBOUND SASSEY AND THE WORK OF DIABOLUS . The virgin Mary would be so ashamed of you- prepare for hell

In the Bible it says God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.So burn yourself Mags.

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Sassey, JUSTNOTHING

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Someone tell that penis its meant to go on his co ck,sorry it is 

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Looks like blueyedboy has set his sights on your butt for Xmas Magman. Looks like you pulled or going to get pulled pml.

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Orson used to read Mills and Boon but stopped when he started sticking the pages together 😂😂

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Happy 50th Dipsy.Looking your age

 

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