I wish they’d revamp all those bloody depressing houses they live in, all that dull and dark decor would make me wanna spend most of my time in the Queen Vic plotting who I could shag, fleece or murder!
hmmmmm Rose…who to shag? who to fleece? and who to murder?
How about, ALL of them.. Shag em, fleece em, murder em.. Yo do Eastenders, I’ll do Coronation Street!!
Ok Ok I’ll do Emmerdale ……. now where the foooks me wellies? …..”cmon little sheepies baaaa” :oops: