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Matthew Wright …….. just has a sickly foookin grin :?
Watching the rain finally melt the snow :D
At last scientists talkin some sense :D
@woohoo wrote:
Jail sentence for man who ‘massaged’ meat
Mark Zachary, 51, from the city of Orangeburg in South Carolina, was given the maximum sentence after jurors found him guilty of shoplifting.
In his defence, Zachary claimed he wasn’t stealing the meat but merely giving it a “massaging”.
But according to the Times and Democrat, when a store manager approached Zachary about the unusual object under his shirt, he fled and ran straight into the arms of an off-duty police officer.
Prosecutors argued that the 10-year sentence was justified because the theft was Zachary’s ninth offence.
LMAO!.. Now, I’ve stood in Public, Massaging “My Meat”, but that’s a different story altogether..
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@cath 55 wrote:
@kent f OBE wrote:
@sarah_1 wrote:
Go to Carpetright Cath. They’ll send a lil man out to measure it all up allowing for odd shapes etc. Then if it’s wrong it’s their problem! :lol:
Worked for me. :wink:
What if she don’t want a lil man? Cath may prefer big men :lol:
I dont want any sort of man till me bedroom is sorted silly!!! :roll: :oops: :wink:
Not even the pizza delivery man cath?? :wink:
@tinks wrote:
lmao
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:lol: I’m pleased someone else finds it funny tinks,thought it was just my mad sense of humour :P ……. i just have a picture of this nutta running round grabbin hold of people and screaming it lmfaooooooo :lol:
pmsl @ suck my udders :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:
