Pfffft …….. I can’t see in the list the art of being able to let a silent one off in public without giggling to give yourself away, so they can’t be true.
Lol dear me, dunno if it’s just me but a bit of overkill there me thinks. There’ll be a bra shredder in the corner next.
Fact there’s nothing nicer than freein the tata’s after a day in the brassiere ! Shred em don’t be daft … you seen the price of em these day lol What’s that in yer eyebrow Reason ….
Lol @ tata’s
God knows what’s in my eyebrows, all sorts of foodstuffs, it’s the eating from the troughs that us cavemen do.