[Raven]

If I had this flying towards me, then I’d def be touching cloth. :roll:

[Raven]

Yuna

Did they call it Jasper cos it got stung by one as a pup? I’ve got a Dog, it’s called D’fer, I couldn’t think of a decent name for it! :wink: :lol:

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@bes wrote:

just thought id say hi, speak to you all soon hopefully.

bes xx :)

Hello from another Noob.

[Raven]

I dunno! I never watch horror films, they give me the fear! :(

[Raven]

I luuuuuv Stewie, he makes me laugh like a loon. :lol:

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

:shock:
ok il choose 2 whack 6in off in order to free my cock :shock:
cos il still have 7in to play with :D

:lol: I’ll be doing you a fave then, cos 13″ is waaaaaaaaaay too big! You’ll do some woman damage with that, FFS! :lol:

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@james Belfast wrote:

@raven wrote:

When I have world domination your death will be quick & painless :lol:

Try as I might I can’t quite put my finger on where I have heard that line before… is it from a film perhaps or did I maybe see it on JC once?

Family Guy – It’s one of Stewie’s sayings.

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:lol: Nah you can do that yer sen, I’ll just watch, hehe. I’ll take you to a shed, hammer a rusty nail through your todger into a workbench, & put an axe just within your reach! Then I’ll set fire to the shed. You have two choices, either burn to death, or chop your todger off! The choice is yours! Which one will you choose? :lol:

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@American Woman wrote:

*American Woman writes down all her new European slang terms, just incase she ever makes it over there* :wink:

LOL! Good idea! & don’t forget to call all the men, Thrappers, & women, Slappers, it’s classed as a term of endearment over here! :wink:

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@Captain Charisma wrote:

hello munter and welcum 2 just crap :D

Hello you festering wad of todger cheese :wink: I like you! When I have world domination your death will be quick & painless :lol:

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