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Oh well that entertained me for a bit, quite like the name though.. but I think I’ll just keep it for special occasions

P.s Hi pats Dorian here

is laffin :P :P :evil: :evil: :twisted: :P

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@sword wrote:

GG he is my gay stalker
Sianny really is a porker
Pat and Pauly getting wet
will they confirm it I doubt but yet

Everyone else in their internet life
they like to plunge the cyber knife
it’s just no fun unless they are righteous
they hate it when someone else might just

Tell them of their errant ways
they’ll read the posts and gaze and gaze
until such time they cannot hold
another moron I’ve just sold.

I only started this for a laugh
Ive laughed at all these Rhymes
I think I will go and have a bath
And drink to happy times

It was childish of me I know
As I sit and drink my soda
I wonder if they all know
That it’s the one and only PinkYoda

:P :P :P :P :evil: :evil: :evil:

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@sword wrote:

It’s great… it’s not my thread and my gay stalker and gorgeous Sian (I typed that with a straight face, nearly) have dedicated poems to me… being the sensitive soul I am, I’m filling up.

I hope I am not being referred to as gay, a stalker yes. gay no!

I have never been a lesbian although I have been curious. I will have to write a poem about it.

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@sword wrote:

So the bloke or chick has been here before
I don’t know why you’re feeling so sore
Personally I couldn’t give a monkeys elbow
If it were Pauly or Pats or Sian and so

I give the ‘new’ user the benefit of doubt
I’m sure he’s just a lager lout
That won a bet for 50 squids
It’s still more fun than you stupid kids.

I think I like you

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I’ll tell you a a story, So all sit still
I was chatting to a mate, he offered a bet
And I said I will

He reckoned it wasn’t possible
To control you freaks
I said it could be done
And it wouldn’t take weeks

I said I could make you rhyme
And not tell you to do so
Like the Pied Piper and the rats
It was go go go….

I must admit my little sheep
It was easier than I thought
A few rhymes here, A few rhymes there
And most of you were caught

Anyway I thank you all
I took the bet, I’m glad I did
So I’m off out to the pub
To spend my fifty quid

As for poetry, odes
And words of rhyme
I don’t really give a sh1t
But thought it apt this one last time
I dangled the bait and you bit

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@sword wrote:

You forgot the bloke they know as sword
With many he strikes a poignant chord
In search of morons he does hunt
He likes to make them look a cunt.

But wait for it I’ll get a reposte
They’ll bullshit and chest thump at all cost
You see they are righteous never wrong
The clique list of JC is very long.

Good luck dear poet you may just wish
You’d never joined this site of pish
Of people that poise and make it real
I hope your approval they stealthily seal.

I admire you sword
And your words of rhyme
The clique will hate me
I’ts just a matter of time

Until then I shall annoy
With all my rhyming words
And in the words of sunny
I shall humiliate all the turds

One by one I’ll pick them off
And leave them all a dither
One in particular i shall scare
And make them shake and shiver

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Well thank you for your kind replies
I find them very funny
Especially the one who just can’t rhyme
But I expect nothing else from Sunny

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Oh what a welcome,
For little old me
Will the mood stay happy?
We will have to wait and see

Thank you Bev, Dibbs and Cherry
Maybe I’m deluded
But into your gang
I already feel included

I’m trying to contain all my delight
And not to do my happy dance
Oh to late… I’m afraid
I think I’ve gone and peed my pants

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@bon bon wrote:

welcome :D

and there are two bons in my name

Thank you bon bon, I will take note
Your name is plural as in double
So does this mean,
You’re double the trouble?

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Thank you Pats
I think you’r a giggle
So prove me right
Give your bum a wiggle

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