• Oh well that entertained me for a bit, quite like the name though.. but I think I’ll just keep it for special occasions

    P.s Hi pats Dorian here

    is laffin :P :P :evil: :evil: :twisted: :P

  • @Sword wrote:

    GG he is my gay stalker
    Sianny really is a porker
    Pat and Pauly getting wet
    will they confirm it I doubt but yet

    Everyone else in their internet life
    they like to plunge the cyber knife
    it’s just no fun unless they are righteous
    they hate it when someone else might just

    Tell them of their errant ways
    they’ll read the posts and gaze…

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  • @Sword wrote:

    It’s great… it’s not my thread and my gay stalker and gorgeous Sian (I typed that with a straight face, nearly) have dedicated poems to me… being the sensitive soul I am, I’m filling up.

    I hope I am not being referred to as gay, a stalker yes. gay no!

    I have never been a lesbian although I have been curious. I will have to write…[Read more]

  • @Sword wrote:

    So the bloke or chick has been here before
    I don’t know why you’re feeling so sore
    Personally I couldn’t give a monkeys elbow
    If it were Pauly or Pats or Sian and so

    I give the ‘new’ user the benefit of doubt
    I’m sure he’s just a lager lout
    That won a bet for 50 squids
    It’s still more fun than you stupid kids.

    I think I like you

  • I’ll tell you a a story, So all sit still
    I was chatting to a mate, he offered a bet
    And I said I will

    He reckoned it wasn’t possible
    To control you freaks
    I said it could be done
    And it wouldn’t take weeks

    I said I could make you rhyme
    And not tell you to do so
    Like the Pied Piper and the rats
    It was go go go….

    I must admit my little…[Read more]

  • @Sword wrote:

    You forgot the bloke they know as sword
    With many he strikes a poignant chord
    In search of morons he does hunt
    He likes to make them look a cunt.

    But wait for it I’ll get a reposte
    They’ll bullshit and chest thump at all cost
    You see they are righteous never wrong
    The clique list of JC is very long.

    Good luck dear poet you may just…

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  • Well thank you for your kind replies
    I find them very funny
    Especially the one who just can’t rhyme
    But I expect nothing else from Sunny

  • Oh what a welcome,
    For little old me
    Will the mood stay happy?
    We will have to wait and see

    Thank you Bev, Dibbs and Cherry
    Maybe I’m deluded
    But into your gang
    I already feel included

    I’m trying to contain all my delight
    And not to do my happy dance
    Oh to late… I’m afraid
    I think I’ve gone and peed my pants

  • @bon bon wrote:

    welcome :D

    and there are two bons in my name :cry:

    Thank you bon bon, I will take note
    Your name is plural as in double
    So does this mean,
    You’re double the trouble?

  • Thank you Pats
    I think you’r a giggle
    So prove me right
    Give your bum a wiggle