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I didn’t write it Tinks, was by a Grimsby fan. The following is a post from several days ago. They have an outside chance after winning today (Saturday) but I know where his head is at bless him 8)

Now I’m as optimistic as anyone when it comes to this twát of a football club, but after this afternoon’s latest capitulation it’s time to wake up and smell the coffee – we’re fúcked. Down. Goners. Non-league. To be honest I didn’t know how it would affect me, it’s not like it hasn’t been coming, but tonight I just feel absolutely deflated. Absolutely fúcking devastated.

I can’t get away from these emotions, I just want the whole world to just fúck off and leave me alone. To help me come to terms with this whole mess, I’ve decided to compile a list of everyone and everything I want to fúck off most of all.

For starters, work can fúck off. If they think I’m going to be there on Monday morning they’ve got another thing coming. No way am I going in to spend time dealing with cúnts that I can barely stand being with when I’m in a good mood, let alone this crushing feeling of anger, frustration and outright metaphorical-kicked-in-the-bóllocks-ness.

Plastic Premier League fans can fúck off. I just spoke to my Manchester United supporting neighbour (who incidentally, has been to Old Trafford before – twice) about Town’s predicament. You know what he said? “I know how you feel; it’s like when we failed to win a trophy in ‘95”. NO IT FÚCKING WELL IS NOT!

He no longer has a face.

The girlfriend can definitely fúck off. Her best attempt at consolation – “I don’t know why you’re bothered; you knew they were shít anyway”. Yes love, but they’re MY shít team. They’ve been MINE for pretty much as long as I’ve been able to wipe my own árse, and they’ll be MINE for as long as I’m alive (or at least, until I’m no longer able to wipe my own árse). Truth is, watching my team win does things for me that no woman can. If push comes to shove and I’m horny, I can always have a wánk.

Barrow can fúck off. I’ve been all over the country and beyond to watch my team, but frankly I just don’t have the stomach to visit any town which makes Scunthorpe look like fúcking St. Tropez.

Dad, you can fúck off. This is your fault. Your idea. You introduced me to this shower of shít. “Come with me to Blundell Park”, you said, “Come and support the boys”. What could I do? I was fúcking four, what choice did I have? Why not get me hooked on Heroin whilst you were at it? I could have gone with mum shopping for bras and knickers at British Home Stores, but no, you knew best.

Granted, I’d have probably grown up a homosexual but surely even being simultaneously búggered two guys named Seth and Quentin couldn’t hurt like this.

Seeing as we’re on the subject of homosexuality, Gok Wan can fúck off. No particular reason, I just plain don’t like the annoying, goggle-eyed cúnt.

The F.A. can fúck off. Not for supplying us, week-in, week- out, with inept referee after inept referee, but for imposing sensible financial rules on all clubs in League Two. How many clubs in this division have been into administration this season? Not one. How many points deducted? Not one. How the fúck else are we supposed to avoid relegation – footballing merit? We didn’t have to last season, so why spoil the fun now?

The World Cup can fúck off – I don’t care anymore.

My local pizza shop can fúck off. I ordered a 12” Pepperoni over an hour ago, and where the fúck is it? Are they trying to fúcking fly it to me or something?

Sky Sports can fúck off. Nothing personal, but there’ll be little need for me next season with no Town to be found anywhere. Ooh, Bolton versus Wolves, LIVE. I think I’ll pass…

The radio can fúck off. On my way home from the match, whilst driving down the M180, I caught three completely separate stations playing ‘Down’ by Jay Sean at the exact same fúcking time. The song’s the best part of a year old, how the fúck does that happen by coincidence!?

My nan’s old lucky Buddha that used to sit in her front room can fúck off. When I was a kid I held it in my hands and wished for Town to be in the Premier League. I meant the proper one you fat cúnt, not the one occupied by Histon, Eastbourne and for fúck’s sake, Ebbsfleet, wherever that is.

Tonight can fúck off. I’ve had enough of trying to cope with my emotions; the time has come for oblivion. I haven’t kept any booze in the house since an occasion known only as ‘That Night’ by myself and the missus, but suffice to say that the toilet duck and luminous blue mouthwash are looking like stronger propositions by the minute.

Most of all though, the last 10 years can fúck off. In that time I’ve watched my team fall from the top of the Championship into non-league nothingness. We’ve gone from one great big fúck up to the next without even coming up for air, and today is just the big, fúck off cherry on top.

One thing I’m sure of though is that we WILL be back. When it comes down to it, a football club is basically just a set of supporters, and frankly what I’ve learned in the last few years is that this one has some of the best. We’ve had to put up with some shít, haven’t we boys, but in spite of all of that the future is still bright – it’s fúcking black and white.

Grimsby ‘til I die…

I hope they survive as I love Cleethorpes
8)

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Belated congratulations TT & T, serves you right for my late reply as you got married on my birthday so must have missed the post :wink: Hope all’s well and life is good xx

PS I always thought you were Elvis :lol: :lol: :lol:

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I too am so happy that Portsmouth are in the final. There’s been a lot of very good posts on the footy boards between themselves and my club Notts County. They have the most passionate and vocal supporters !!! Hope they win the cup, also hope Notts win the league, has been a very strange season to say the least :shock:

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Nice one, thanks 8)

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As yet I’m still using Vista which seems to find new ways of getting right up my nose each time I use it !!!! However, a certain person I know is upgrading from Vista to 7 so I’ll be able to check it out before I decide what to do. Is it possible to install XP over Vista?

On a totally different subject, is it possible to charge a laptop up from the ciggy lighter socket in a car?

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Hail, hail and thrice hail ( with a few snow storms ) Spartycat 8) Well at last I get to hear the story behind the whole Fish thing. Methinks our fellow JC members could have shown more compassion and support at such a distressing time !!! Shame on them :wink:

I’m trying very hard to come up with a fish related pun but this lot beat me to it…. :evil: So on that note I’m off to my Perch to get some sleep 8) ( I am so much going to regret that dreadful pun tomorrow ) Well, I’d better sCARPer :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Thanks for ‘The word on the street’ info PB that’s more or less what I’ve heard too. I have XP on my Desktop PC but sadly my laptop came with Vista installed so it seems my best option is to update that to Windows 7. Vista at first seemed ok but it takes so much longer to boot up and uses a hell of a lot of memory. As for sticking with XP, I still wish I had Windows 98 8)

Bring back steam trains and national service……..and British Leyland 8)

Sorry for the delayed reply, life got a bit in the way :evil:

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Thanks folks. I was too tired today to celebrate, however on Thursday I shall be partying like it’s 1962 :lol:

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Hi Poli, sorry for not being available this past week, I’ve not been too well Anyway I’m over the worst so I will be back next week, once again many apologies xx

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I wish to give special thanks to CL and Yoda for tonights quiz win. My opponent was very good and I think for the 3rd time I’ve done the radio quiz it went to a tie break again !!!

If someone could fix the radio link I think it would be much more fun Grrrrrrr @ 7 waves teccy folks :

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