PinkYoda

Awww I’m glad you like it.. told ya I’d make it all sparkley lol

xxx

Dear oh deary me, Matty!
This thread is getting very catty
It was the monkey offering a kiss
As I was just taking the pis.s
You took a dislike to me from the start
Cos you have the sense of humour, of a day old fart
Lighten up and don’t be a tit
Or are you just another sad old git?
This thread is just a great big farce
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Today. Iv’e done no work all day .. through no fault of my own! My mates voddy and coke forced me to drink them and I’ve spent all day dying! :)

Q. Do blondes have more fun?

Never won anything! Ever! :(

Is your dic.k a fairly good size?
Or are you like other guys and full of lies?
It doesnt matter to me of course
Unless you are hung like a horse!
As for me taking the pis.s..
Thats what I do, So gis a kiss!

:P :P :P

Myself! cos I’m obsessed with making siggys!

Q. Who would you say is the best looking bloke in JC? (and you have to bloody answer) :P

Geeezus!!! I actually read it! and with a major hang over! bloodyhell I’m clever! :P :P

@mellow wrote:

awww code words aren’t so bad really hehe :o

look ill give you A FEW of them and then you will see ….

theres no big deal really :!: #-o ok here goes :-

LUSM = lets understand some more ,
SLSB = shush laaaar secrets best ,
BUX = britains understand Xmas ,
MULU = most underhand less understood ,
BU…

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Yeah, When I was in hospital .. I was served something I could only describe as a mix between pedigree chum and shredded wheat, but I was that hungry I ate it!

Matty you are taking it far to serious
Have you drank too much? And just a tad delirious?
If not, then Im going to request a JC ban
We can’t be having a ‘Google Gimp’ fan!

Well done ‘Maybe’, but it has to be said
Finding that answer before you went to bed
You could be mistaken for being a nerd
Or even the ‘Google Gimp’, that geeky turd!

A Lioness… cos I like to hunt my prey :P :P

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you?

Marmite!! ‘Everything is just bloody Marmite today!!!

I’m a lady, I don’t fart! :P

Q. Would you sleep with a stranger for 1 million pounds?

hmmmm a bucket and spade..

Q. What song would you have played at your funeral?

@sunshine1 wrote:

hey yodas huni has ure cat turned up yet???

Miss Delilah came back but no sign of Mr. Treacle… :(

:P :P

Of course we dont mind and besides it’s about time you got your ass on here :P

Sods Law.

Q.Would you post a naked picture of yourself on the boards for 1 million pounds?

Because we are greedy buggers

Q. Does size matter?

because pink bananas would be sooo wrong :P :P

Q. Would you tell a friend if her boyfriend made a pass at you when he was drunk?