pikey

@pikey wrote:

Why is it, every now and again, when I pick my nose I get the odd bogey that, when I go to flick it, just sticks to the nail of the flicking finger? What does it want? Why won’t the little snot goblin just fuck off?

Play around with it for a while. Hard snot will flick far more easily then soft snot. :wink:

@pikey wrote:

:-s I thought you only came out on Sundays.

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@pikey wrote:

Cardiff …….

Do you really want to get me started on what a total and utter bunch…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

Find me jacks over queens. :D

I would but the quality of the pics are not up to scratch, not to mention not suitable for a public forum………….. i mean there are not many money shot picture of queens certainly ones that you dont have to pay for but i am sure that the Google king can put me right on that

@pikey wrote:

:-s Can I borrow your tumbleweed piccie, Owen?

It’s not really mine! I errr….. borrowed it. 8-[

@pikey wrote:

@Lou-Lou wrote:

find me a true scotsman :wink: :D :D

I still want my bowing harlequin.

lol pikey

@pikey wrote:

Oss, I’m sure they don’t teach you all this in t’army. :-s What about an injection inside the mouth or nose or something?

Pikey mate – the mouth and the nose is one of the first places they have checked since 1963, they only started checking he finger nails etc since 2001, it was carried out ocassionally on very suspicious cases but…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

So what you’re saying is you’d prefer Leonardo Di Caprio to Brucie? Madness! :-s

Of course! Leo is the top choice any day!

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Sorry, Bat. Just joshing.

No ya weren’t! Get a job, and get a toilet in your caravan! :twisted:

@pikey wrote:

Shut it, Bat.

Butt out ya smelly gypo! :twisted:

@pikey wrote:

Are you a highland girl originally, Dolflip? Or did you find yourself up there for other reasons? I haven’t been for years. I used to love it up there. My fantasy footy team this year are playing in Cally Thistle’s colours.

Was born here Pikey, lived here for 21 years before i moved anywhere else. Spent a few weeks in fife during…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

Shut it, Bat.

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@pikey wrote:

Shut it, Bat.

Ooooooerrrr, ruffled your feathers have I pikey? Good . :lol: :lol: :lol:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Fuck that. Take him to your villa in the Indies.

Which one though? :?

@pikey wrote:

:lol: How much was it? I need to write my list for Santa.

£89 at John Lewis. If you find it cheaper they’ll match the price and more
importantly. if it goes wrong they will sort it, unlike Curry’s Dixons etc! :wink:

@Soulie wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: What? I was talking about Soulie’s OCS site. Nothing else crossed my mind.

what about it.. and its not my site, i don’t own it

but yes, i get on better with people on there, mainly due to our common intrests and taste in music, i doubt anyone here would enjoy it as much as me

:lol: Alright, alright. Keep you…[Read more]

@Greebo wrote:

@*Sian* wrote:

@Greebo wrote:

@pikey wrote:

We could always send them on their way. I know a site which the denizens of are always telling us is much nicer and friendlier.

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@Lambrini Girl wrote:

Oh let me guess…. Please….. Can I???? please?????

:roll: ](*,)

We will continually think it has something to do with…

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@Slayer wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:D Awwwwwww yesh. Super game, I thought. I feared for us after twenty minutes or so, but the chaps showed remarkable derring-do.

We must not treat this impostor of triumph any differently to the impostor of wretched defeat at the hands of Northern Ireland, though. This doesn’t make us the greatest…

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@pikey wrote:

We could always send them on their way. I know a site which the denizens of are always telling us is much nicer and friendlier.

:-# :roll:

@Lambrini Girl wrote:

Oh let me guess…. Please….. Can I???? please?????

:roll: ](*,)

@pikey wrote:

:lol: We should e-mail Tony to make sure he knows this is an opportunity to sneak through some traitorous European legislation.

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