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@pikey wrote:

Isn’t there a Claridges in Newcastle?

I have no idea – I’ve never stopped there long enough to find out…. :)

@pikey wrote:

I once got come in Susan Docherty’s hair. Not a huge mistake in of itself but she punched me in the nuts in swift retribution. :shock:

Well if you had taken the time to get to know her better, instead of wham bam thank you mam you would have found out that she in fact wears a wig and that come is a bugger to get out of synthetic…[Read more]

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@token_male wrote:

iv got an idea patented already, just cant afford to produce it yet, so i dont mind telling the idea as if it comes out before mine does i shall be a rich man lol

prit stick butter!

instead of the glue obviously, a tube of butter iunside it, no longer have to carve into the butter to spread it on toast just get the…

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@pikey wrote:

:lol: Let’s get this clear, Robbo.

@ROBBO wrote:

He was never in the top 3…In opinion, but not in awards……

Rubbish. Yes he was. He was third in the FIFA World Player of the Year Award.

@ROBBO wrote:

He went to Newcastle, because no bigger team wanted him..

Rubbish. Hitler Youth wanted him.

@Robbo wrote:

We went for him about…

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@pikey wrote:

So, wouldn’t you count Manchester United as a ‘bigger, high profile club’, then? You seem to be under the impression that Newcastle aren’t a ‘big’ club. Now, I have no axe to grind. I don’t support any type of United, but Newcastle paid a world record fee for Shearer. That pretty much makes them a big club at that point in time, I…

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@pikey wrote:

That’s rubbish. Hitler Youth, er, I mean Manchester United tried to get Shearer at least twice before he moved to Newcastle. Check it out here.

I reckon his high watermark was after Euro’96, which he finished as the Golden Boot. He was widely regarded as one the world’s top strikers at that point.

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@pikey wrote:

:lol: That’s a filthy fib. You haven’t paid me yet.

But .. but … you said it could be “in kind” :?

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Oh, must I? I’ll have you know I’ve been down to six or seven pots a day, just recently. Jenkins is beginning to think he’s on his hols.

I usually get along with two a day, but if you need seven… then seven shall it be :wink:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Oh, must I? I’ll have you know I’ve been down to six or seven pots a day, just recently. Jenkins is beginning to think he’s on his hols.

Aye!!! You and your pot :wink:

@pikey wrote:

:-s Am I in your bad books, Ugo?

no but ugo likes world dominshon :lol:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: An ex rozzer who’s a Freemason, eh? What are the odds?

What are the odds of what Pikey ???

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Nothing wrong with a night at the Mumbles.

I’ve been there, joes ice cream has to be the best in the world. 8), the beaches arent too bad either. didnt actually go out drinking in mumbles tho, we ended up in flares in swansea. my mates aging mother (shes 60 something) put the rest of us to shame by dancing all night and the…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

What are you trying to say, cheeky?

the explanation for the word mulkku 8)

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@Beatty Blue wrote:

Where could this happen in a Finnish travel agent, Betty? Which places sound the same as each other in Finnish and would be easy to confuse?

well… I have to think of this… Mikkeli could be missinterpreted as kikkeli which means small d*ck :roll:

@Ow£n Ka$h wrote:

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Anything like this ever happen to any of you?

Is it extremely cold or have you run out of vodka? :P

it’s not so cold anymore… and I’m saveing the vodka for next week :P

@Beatty Blue wrote:

@pikey wrote:

Anything like this ever happen to any of you?

Is it extremely cold or have you run out of vodka? :P

@pikey wrote:

Anything like this ever happen to any of you?

@pikey wrote:

Now my orange thingies on the left won’t turn white when I’ve viewed a page. Is this just the price I have to pay? :-s

Shouldn’t be if you’ve allowed first party cookies. :-s

@pikey wrote:

If I had any idea what third party cookies were, let me tell you, I would’ve hobbled their hamstrings a good’un!

Open Internet Options | Privacy, click on the Advanced button.

Click Ok. :wink:

@pikey wrote:

I think it came off JustChat. It kept going on about how this was a free site and wouldn’t I feel like a better human being if I installed it and let them tailor their advertising to me?

Is this what we can expect from JustChat now? Has anyone else had this?

And I’m not sulking! :lol:

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