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@pikey wrote:

:lol: If I had to listen to more Michael Nice Mullet Bolton than the amount of time it would take to retune the dial on my wireless radio, that would make me hurl like a deep throated virgin.

ewwwwwwwwww, but that was funny :lol:

@pikey wrote:

:-s Is it just me or is the Captain even more revolting when he’s trying to be reasonable?

I feel safer when people are consistent.

@pikey wrote:

:lol: All I can say is that there appears to be lots of women out there who need to take some lessons off the delicious Runway and have a bit of a tidy up. My God, you could choke to death on some of those.

PMLLLLL :lol: :lol: :lol:

I agree though…I was quite shocked that so many are untidy lol :shock: :lol:

@Giggles wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: All I can say is that there appears to be lots of women out there who need to take some lessons off the delicious Runway and have a bit of a tidy up. My God, you could choke to death on some of those.

I was thinking the same thing! :lol: I was waiting for that botonist guy with the big beard to climb out at any…

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@pikey wrote:

:lol: All I can say is that there appears to be lots of women out there who need to take some lessons off the delicious Runway and have a bit of a tidy up. My God, you could choke to death on some of those.

I was thinking the same thing! :lol: I was waiting for that botonist guy with the big beard to climb out at any minute :lol:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: All I can say is that there appears to be lots of women out there who need to take some lessons off the delicious Runway and have a bit of a tidy up. My God, you could choke to death on some of those.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO to be honest i think men need to do the same but thats a whole different thread :lol:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Leave Oss alone. He’s a good egg.

I never did say any difference!!! :shock:
Just wondering who else avoided his posts is all. :roll:

@pikey wrote:

@geordiebird wrote:

my daughter when she was about 10 months getting stuck into the broon ale :lol: :lol:

You should be ashamed of yourself letting a child have access to alcohol like that. What kind of a mother are you? You haven’t even opened it for the perr bairn.

he he :lol:

Any time pikey. I’m glad to help you (and everyone else too) :D

@pikey wrote:

I’m always interested in questions of national identity and whether it is ever possible to draw general sketches about the people of different countries. Are the Germans really cold and humourless? Are the Italians really more passionate than the rest of us?

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@pikey wrote:

I’m bored of baps now. My thoughts have turned to cream pies. I think a good cream pie is one of the best things you can leave a girl with.

But do you like to lick cream pies for a while before you eat them properly or do you favour diving in for a right messy gobble and get some dribbling down your chin?

I think…

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@pikey wrote:

I’m bored of baps now. My thoughts have turned to cream pies. I think a good cream pie is one of the best things you can leave a girl with.

But do you like to lick cream pies for a while before you eat them properly or do you favour diving in for a right messy gobble and get some dribbling down your chin?

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@pikey wrote:

My worst ever, and there have been a few, was in the Student’s Union at Essex. A thoroughly well packed place was impeding my progress towards the poor students who were forced by their financial short failings to work behind the bar on a Saturday night. God bless them.

Anyroadup, this pikey decided a bit of Spiderman like agility…

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@pikey wrote:

:lol: OK – I believe you. Have you brought any baps?

only these

@pikey wrote:

There’s no such thing as keyboard heaven, Gyps. It’s just something made up to make people feel better about viciously murdering their electronic equipment with hot beverages.

Evil – pure evil.

Wash your mouth out Pikes!

@pikey wrote:

:D Did I win yet? I can’t find the poll…

That’s cause you’re on the perfect gent one………not the perfect man :roll: :lol:

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@Squeezy wrote:

@pikey wrote:

I Any ideas for winter crops?

Yip….buy ’em from Asda 8) :lol:

You know it makes sense……..sorry for driviling pikey…..blame the grape juice :lol:

You want to take that grape juice back to Asda, as I think it has started to ferment. Are you a bargain bucket kinda gal then? :)

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@pikey wrote:

Where did the last Lyrics thread go?

Oh oh people of the earth
Listen to the warning the seer he said
Beware the storm that gathers here
Listen to the wise man

I dreamed I saw on a moonlit stair
Spreading his hand to the multitude there
A man who cried for a love gone stale
And ice cold hearts of charity bare
I watched as fear took…

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@pikey wrote:

Ah fuck off then, you drunk old cunt.

But I only just arrived… :shock:
And I aint drunk (yet)! :P

@pikey wrote:

@token_male wrote:

does the C word have to be used at all? lol im setting myself up for a barrage of abuse here but in my opinion its the worst word ever, used by people who mainly havent got the ability to think of other words, like someone losing in an argument is prone to say “whatever” because their intelligence wont let them think…

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@pikey wrote:

I’m a weeping willow. It left out the athlete’s foot and fondness for picking bogies.

spit cereal all over myself laughing :lol: