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@pikey wrote:

:D Awwwwwww yesh. Super game, I thought. I feared for us after twenty minutes or so, but the chaps showed remarkable derring-do.

We must not treat this impostor of triumph any differently to the impostor of wretched defeat at the hands of Northern Ireland, though. This doesn’t make us the greatest team in the world anymore than…

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@pikey wrote:

That’s right. The Popular Peoples’ Edwardian Pikey Anarcho-Syndicalist Collective Scientific Wing (PPEPASCSW) has been conducting research to keep our members safer from the perils we all know are out there.

Please throw away the tin foil hats you were issued with in April.

Full data here.

Uh-huh…. :?

*worries about Pikey* :lol:

@pikey – who speaks many a true word!!! wrote:

:lol: PB’s not going to like this.

Too damn right I’m not !!!!

You have been warned !!!

@pikey wrote:

That’s right. The Popular Peoples’ Edwardian Pikey Anarcho-Syndicalist Collective Scientific Wing (PPEPASCSW) has been conducting research to keep our members safer from the perils we all know are out there.

Please throw away the tin foil hats you were issued with in April.

Full data here.

Don’t know what you’re smokin’ but have you…[Read more]

@ROBBO wrote:

@pikey wrote:

[-X We’ve been over this one before. You wouldn’t say what do you want I to do about your concerns? You would say what do you want me to do about your concerns? Thus, when the extra subject is introduced, what do you want Owen and me (or me and Owen) to do about your concerns?

That doesn’t even merit a decent reply!

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@pikey wrote:

Just apologise to him, Owen. Like this:

Sorry, Robbo. You’re right. I’ll try not to do it again.

And then get on with your day. :D

Oh look, here comes part of the little group!

I can imagine Pikey, walking down his street, walkman in hand, listening to The Village Boys, waving his arms around in the air, skipping down the street…[Read more]

@pikey wrote:

Why don’t you just fuck right off, you wheel trim stealing, permy headed, shell suit wearing dole scrounger?

Your loss, I am prepared to wager three figures on this one!

@pikey wrote:

@Touchy Owen wrote:

I have a real ‘tip’ but I’m not sharing yet! :twisted:

I’ve decided, not being one to stand out from the crowd, that I am going to pick on you for a bit. :D

FUCK OFF I HATE YOU!

@pikey wrote:

It’s always nice to see a girl with a bone in her mouth, though. :D

:lol: :shock:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: It is. It is, Robyn. Don’t listen to her – she’s going through the change.

cheeky fecker!

you’ll be going through one soon :evil: :-$ :wink:

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Hmmm. Bullying women? Awful, eh, Captain?

The silence is deafening! 8)

@pikey wrote:

It’s definitely subjective. Interestingly, though, my favourite American comedy has always been the one man stand up stuff; Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Bill Hicks. The sitcoms always leave me a little cold.

I reckon it’s a great idea you all collaborating, though. You wouldn’t have to worry about the Tomster, Soulie, he’s a…

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@pikey wrote:

:lol: Oh.

Oops sorry I forgot to post a link: :oops:
http://www.karbosguide.com/hardware/module7d4.htm
Or two! :lol:

dbpowerAMP Music Converter

dBpowerAMP supports practically every audio type created: mp3, mp4,
m4a, wma, Ogg Vorbis, AAC, Monkeys Audio, FLAC, the list goes
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@pikey wrote:

Seven thousand? I must have less than half of that but my music file is thirteen gigs. Is there any way to compress the files without losing sound quality?

No!

@pikey wrote:

… out the middle of pumpkins, how much of the orange shit in the middle has to come out? If I leave too much, surely it will rot. If I go too far, surely I will weaken the shell.

My arm’s tired and the kids have fucked off, bored with the whole thing. I wouldn’t mind, but this whole Yankee enterprise was none of my idea. Perhaps…

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@pikey wrote:

It’s the colours that stop you spotting it. It actually kinks both ways. The two small triangles have different gradients. One is 2/5 and one is 3/8. The total area for the shapes is 32. One 8×3 triangle, area 12, two L shaped pieces, total area 15, one 5×2 triangle, area 5. The area of the supposed big triangle is 0.5x13x5=32.5

The…

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@pikey wrote:

It’s because the two triangle shapes aren’t similar. The large hypotoneuse isn’t really a straight line.

You’re right! In the bottom pic it’s a straight line, but in the top pic it kinks. 8)

@pikey wrote:

:lol: Didn’t we rake this over last year? Halloween may have been here since the year dot but there’s no way carving sodding pumpkins has.

http://www.extremepumpkins.com/
http://www.pumpkin-carving.com/

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@pikey wrote:

Tell him we hope he gets stung by stingers and buggered by a randy kangaroo. :D

Ach…he’d only enjoy it :roll: :lol:

Tell him we’re going to sent Tommy over…. :wink: :lol:

@pikey wrote:

@pikey wrote:

:D ‘Ello, Jooly.

I take it all back. Anyone who quotes Michael Bolton should stay gone.

gotta agree with you, close the door on your way out jools, and take the michael bolton posters with you