Pete

@Pete wrote:

I bought her a bath toy but she wont use it

Do Argos take toasters back ?

A toaster fgs …….. :lol: :lol:

You got the reciept?? :-

@tinks wrote:

@Pete wrote:

f*cking toothache :evil:

string and door handle comes to mind here

:D

can i be the one to slam it?

What did you get for Christmas then…….??????????

@Dibb’s wrote:

@ForumHostPB wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Our users have posted a total of 408232 articles
We have 1854 registered users

that should be 220.18985976267529665587918015102 posts per registered user.

Now i know for a fact i’ve made one or two more than that so whose not keeping their end up then

More to the point …… which one of you posted…

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@WooHoo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Mistletoe and Wine

probably the best pop song that sums up what xmas SHOULD be

A time for giving, a time for getting, (Oral?) :lol:
A time for forgiving and for forgetting. (s ex with fat Carol at the office party) :-…
Christmas is love, christmas is peace, (When the missus gets what she wants) :D
A time for…

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@Pete wrote:

If we cannot kill the people responsible for acts like this i can only hope there is a hell where they will suffer for eternity

Amen to that pete. All it wants is for the both of them to “slip over” in the shower whilst they are inside. Then leave them laying there for 2 hours like they did to the lifeless body of that little boy,…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

me me me

Just when I’m peed off with you for not keeping in touch :wink:

@Pete wrote:

:lol: twas merely a pic i found trying to find a pic to attempt an unsolicited siggy then i have to grapple with the luring unsuspecting vunerable females into PM where i perve relentlessly whilst blushing furiously… ask Batty though i omitted the perving 8-[

Perve relentlessly??? When you gonna start then eh? I do my best to…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Spillars shapes are poo honestly cat stars tuna are tuna-ey and not gritty like dog food. Oh btw dog chocolates are gross dont try them

Too late !
Alas I have to confess had to try my aunts labrador’s Good Boy choccie drops when I was a kid. :-… :oops: :lol:

@Bat wrote:

@Pete wrote:

You’re not saying people pretend to be something they’re not just because they’re online are you :shock:

Well of course they do pete. Didn,t you realise that the big scary gonk sat hurling abuse in the chat room, actually leaps through the screen at you waving a machette?? This is real life you know. Do get a grip fgs.…

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@Pete wrote:

I ran a pet shop for a while and can tell you categorically that Cat Stars Tuna are quite nice and in general dried cat food is far superior to dried dog food which tastes mainly of ash and cardboard (i got peckish so bite me)

Ahhh Pete but they’re not as nice as Spillars shapes.!!!!! :shock: :D/

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@Pete wrote:

Its wisdom that comes with age dont ya know :lol:

well when i get to your age ill let ya know :lol: ………”runs as fast as she can”

@Pete wrote:

Is this a bare knuckle fight were talking about ? If so i’d pay bloody good money to see it

Look you can say what you like Pete … I am NOT going down to the Spinnaker Tower again. Last time I went it cost me a bloody fortune. Everything there is totally overpriced to rip off tourists (like me).

@Pete wrote:

@Rainbowbrite wrote:

I feel you need a signature which proves this Martin.

… as i don’t believe you :P :wink:

PETE!!!

Is that first pic Martin?

If so, omfg =P~

@Pete wrote:

I’d run the show but i dont do running

Taking into account your age we’ll settle for saunter. :wink:

@Pete wrote:

Yeah it does but it doesnt always happen. Not trying to be dramatic but a loss of concentration could have killed me was blind luck really i didnt return to the bit of track we were working on the same route i left.

I’ve never worked on the Railways, although i know someone who do, it’s good money.. Even though it pays to be…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

Oh gee thanks pete, your all heart you are. :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

:lol: nowt wrong with me back (well there is but nowt much) i’m not using me as my i’m using it as it’s meant to be used but you knew that and i’ve just confused myself :?

Eh? For Christs sake it,s Sunday morning, don,t confuse me. Mind you it aint difficult. :lol:
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@Pete wrote:

All i want for xmas is me back

Wos wrong wiv ya back then?

@Pete wrote:

I didnt know it was your son did I :shock:

Ahhhhhhh so it was you eh??? Right, just watch it pal, or “things” will mysteriously appear in your inbox!! Flappy things too. :wink: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

for admin :lol:

LOL pete bless there lil cotton socks ya gotta love em x