Pete

@Pete wrote:

Mssrs Haddaway and Shite solicitors would be happy to represent you in any damages claim

Thought they might be somehow. :wink: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

4 for 1d

Dont do big meets though ive been to a JC members wedding

I feel a poem coming on.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

THERE WAS AN OLD MAN FROM KENTUCKY
WHO SAID OH DEAR THIS SOUP IS YUKKY
He jumped in his car but didn’t go far
and then i noticed he left his toupé in my bra

:-k

She’s on about her first ever date! :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I thought Sally had a bloody deep hole :?

:shock: I always say that to make the men seem more interested! :lol:

Pmsl Fgs you two. :lol:

Just spat tea over my lappy reading that. :wink:

@Pete wrote:

he who laughs last looks stupid

Stooooopid is as stoooopid does Pete :lol: :wink:

@Pete wrote:

So, if you feel like giving me
a lifetime of devotion
I second that emoticon
Come On Come On, do The Locomotion.. :lol:

:shock:

@Pete wrote:

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but…

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@Pete wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Apparently i make em lure young ladies into PM and ave me wicked way with them :shock:

:shock:

oh you norty man

@Poppet wrote:

@Pete wrote:

Oh My Peter, where on earth did you get the idea that satanists play with teddy bears ??? :wink:

Awww Poppet course I do, me ikkle Snugzzz is a teddy bear n I play wiv her all the time :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

@tictax wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@tictax wrote:

no 3 pete id of thought u never smile

wrong i’m really just a whippersnapper still 8-[

cant there be some sort of punishment for decieving us , how can someone involved in the miners strike be a whippersnapper , i think u had to be 18 to go down in the 80,s so makes u at least ,,, erm 45 but id say 50…

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@Pete wrote:

@tictax wrote:

no 3 pete id of thought u never smile

wrong i’m really just a whippersnapper still 8-[

cant there be some sort of punishment for decieving us , how can someone involved in the miners strike be a whippersnapper , i think u had to be 18 to go down in the 80,s so makes u at least ,,, erm 45 but id say 50 myself

@Pete wrote:

Would any of us manage to run the country any differently… we all want to pay less tax but have a better health service better roads better everything. Which government has actually delivered on election promises once elected. Maybe it just goes with the job

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@Pete wrote:

Would any of us manage to run the country any differently… we all want to pay less tax but have a better health service better roads better everything. Which government has actually delivered on election promises once elected. Maybe it just goes with the job

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@Pete wrote:

Who comes up with these, i mean, they should be granted an Intelligence award! :lol:

Why the fooooooooook haven’t I got a dishwasher?

@Pete wrote:

cause you havent bought one ?

…………actually i have but she’s just gone out :roll:

@Pete wrote:

Thanks jen… more eloquently put than perhaps i did

You’re welcome…words I can do, numbers….pfffft! :lol:

@Tinkerbell wrote:

@WooHoo wrote:

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@Pete wrote:

i dunno why i just had to

:-…

She could massage you as she rides you! :lol:

:shock:

You Did.. :lol:

@Pete wrote:

A spy

That would be Good.. Private Eye.. Self Employed.. Good Money, follow people.. Take Photo’s.. (What makes it worse is that I’m 80% serious).. :-

@Pete wrote:

A plane enables you to come back to the UK regularly if you buy a ticket :)

LOL – I know that.. There’s lots of ways to come back.. Plane – Boat, i’ve even heard that you can get in by climbing into the back of a truck! I just mean, a company – job that allows you back a few times per year. ARMY not an option.. :lol: