Pete

@Pete wrote:

He watched intently as the woman delicately inserted her finger into his wifes vagina
Naturally he decided to have a w*nk
Midwives eh… no sense of humour at all :lol:

ofgs Pete I can’t stop laughing! :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Frigginfreezing

not now its not :lol:

smarty pants :roll:

@Bad Manners wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Cliff Richard might be Pete’s hero, and Pete might like to dance to Summer Holiday, and congratulations.
According to Pete Myra Hyndley might be the atheists hero who we worship, since we dont have the ten commandments to tell us not to kill or to be morally correct like the christians have, and…

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@Pete wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Cliff Richard might be Pete’s hero, and Pete might like to dance to Summer Holiday, and congratulations.
According to Pete Myra Hyndley might be the atheists hero who we worship, since we dont have the ten commandments to tell us not to kill or to be morally correct like the christians have, and since we dont have…

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@Pete wrote:

A poster said Cliff Richard is gay and i cant find that evidence either except he doesnt have sex

Yes Pete, that was me because I thought he was. I subsequently read some more stuff though and it would appear to be an unknown quantity, because he refuses to discuss his sexual orientation, fair enough, no law saying he has to but I…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@brigitte wrote:

@Pete wrote:

and you’re just gonna make the one post i guess :?

OMG PETE WHAT ALOT OF POSTS :lol: YOUVE GOT!!!!

Who Pete, me or Spice………………and dont say both!

well you’ve made 183 posts so not you. To be honest i was just tired of the same thread being posted on over and over agian in this forum

@Pete wrote:

@Bad Manners wrote:

Did Pete just go for the Bible for his point? :shock:

No i went to google actually and if you’re going to revert to taking the piss rather than debating sensibly then go fuck yaself :)
You’re so learned you’re going to tell me what i am or am not now are you.. take it with a kg of salt for all i care

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@Pete wrote:

lush 1 (lsh)
adj. lush·er, lush·est
1.
a. Having or characterized by luxuriant vegetation.
b. Abundant; plentiful.
c. Extremely productive; thriving.
2.
a. Luxurious; opulent: .
b. Extremely pleasing to the senses: c. Voluptuous or sensual.
3. Overelaborate or extravagant:

which one are you :lol:

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@Pete wrote:

You’ll have a knife but not a pizza eh :evil:

can i have her pizza..? i have the dagger to cut it with ;)

@Pete wrote:

Maybe PB doesnt mind room stuff being brought to the boards. Methinks perhaps you’re assuming i’m saying you shouldnt post at all. Nothing could be further from the truth, i’m saying dont bring room stuff to the boards (or visa versa i guess though i dont use chat) And who said the thread was wrong ? Apart from the fact the boards…

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@Pete wrote:

Read Lord of the Flies .. there’s humanity without any social, religious or political contraints

im saying if everyone was religious and followed the teachings strictly the world would be a better place. But they dont and wont and it isnt

Which is it then Pete?

@Pete wrote:

One or two but you’ll spot the idiots :lol:

shshsh Pete don’t give her any clues about me!

@Pete wrote:

No you cant be in love with two people and anyone says you can is using it as an excuse

I love both my children Pete so ner ner

(I do however assume we’re not talking about that kind of love)

I disagree… you can love someone but not be in love with them nor like them very much, and you can be in love with someone but not like…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

hehe :lol:

@Pete wrote:

A larger bottom ‘could be good for your health
It is a source of misery for many, but scientists now say that having a larger bottom could be good for health.

Deposits of fat around the thighs and the bottom could protect against disease like heart disease and diabetes, scientists believe.

Researchers say the fat reduces the effect…

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@Pete wrote:

they fixed my haemmoroids :-$

Oooh ouch! I bet they were a right pain in the ar/se. :lol: :lol:

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Pete wrote:

whats a gym :lol:

Kenty cordially invites Pete to her gym to give him a good workout session :wink: :lol:

Kent around here we don’t call them gyms :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Dear JC

why are most of the contributors to this thread nutters ?

Dear Pete,

Nice to see you joining in at last, you are so well qualified for this thread :wink: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

http://www.silver6pence.co.uk/

always one step ahead aintcha pete

@kent f OBE wrote:

@Pete wrote:

if you can copy and paste links you can bloody well post pics… and i aint paying that much he aint worth it

Pete I can just about copy and paste links but I can’t take the picture out of a page like Cath did

If you can copy and paste then you can take links out of a page the copying and pasting is the hardest bit