Pete

@Pete wrote:

A voice of sense and reason which i believe probably represents the voice of all decent religious people no matter what their faith

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-1264399/What-Britain-come-takes-Muslim-like-defend-Christianity.html

Of course it’s ridicolous to stop a nurse wearing a crucifix. However the author of the…[Read more]

@Pete wrote:

@eve wrote:

Details?? Good God No! Women would shoot their men all over England, Ireland, Scotland and Wales! 8)

Could you rephrase that please :shock:

PML multiple men shooters!

@Pete wrote:

ring Noun. The anus. Cf. ‘ring-piece’.

Wish i hadnt bothered now :oops:

Ohhhhhhhhh. ffs. :lol: :

@Pete wrote:

@Bat wrote:

Who from forum 3 remembers the sorry tale of Dids ring?

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Can you say that :shock:

Say Dids ring? I’m missing the point arn’t I? I don’t geddit. :?

@Pete wrote:

I think you’ll find all the Queen Mothers are dead

:lol:

@Pete wrote:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCWAGpChSRI

*wipes coffee off screen*

:lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

-32 divide by 9 mulktiply by 5 Farenheit to Celcius
Divide by 5 multiply by 9 add 32 Celcius to Farenheit

Or an even easier way,,,,10 celcius say, double it, add 30, deduct 2, yr about there 8)

@Pete wrote:

Trouble is if you enter a relationship and it doesn’t work it’s gonna be difficult to remain best friends

Oh and wtf is sex ?

That’s the risk you take though… You should decide at the start if its worth risking the friendship.

And sex is what women use to blackmail men :wink:

@Pete wrote:

I dont care :lol:

Said the dancin chicken parrot…..lol for someone who dont care…you seem to show it alot……. :wink:

@Cass_2000 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

And God said let there be light.. and there was light
and you could see for f*cking miles

And then he said let there be Gaz…and we never recovered

:- :lol:

@Pete wrote:

If you can forgive them then it just might work because forgiving isn’t as simple as letting them off the hook it empowers you to move on. It of course depends on their resulting behaviour.

What if they keep doing it tho, but not as often, and you never seem to be able to let them go and always carry that hope and forgiveness….

@Pete wrote:

And God said let there be light.. and there was light
and you could see for f*cking miles

And then he said let there be Gaz…and we never recovered

@Pete wrote:

Femi i dom ?
Fem Fresh ?

Just some suggestions :lol:

that made me giggle :lol: :lol:

@Pete wrote:

Dont ask me i’ll get banned :wink:

do share :lol:

@WooHoo wrote:

@Cass_2000 wrote:

@Pete wrote:

I sing all the right notes though not necessarily in the right order

Sounds about right, most blokes never get things right :wink:

Well – No – One told us men that when meeting women, you’d need sanity, and a fekking manual..

:shock: :shock:

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@Pete wrote:

Kamagra works better than viagra so i’ve been informed

That old chestnut. We are all friends here, a problem shared is a problem halved as they say.

@Pete wrote:

Mandarin is meant to be the hardest language in the world to learn, why doesn’t everyone just speak English it’s the international business language and music language for that matter. If you’re gonna learn another one i’d go for french

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@Bad Manners wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Any 1 seen a UFO or even been abducted …. :o

No cause UFOs dont exist

Of course UFO’s exist Pete. Millions of sightings of UFO’s every year. Im guessing you meant that UFO’s are not alien craft, since in your opinion there are no aliens. I know you’ve made a thorough search of the universe searching…

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@Bad Manners wrote:

@Pete wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Any 1 seen a UFO or even been abducted …. :o

No cause UFOs dont exist

Of course UFO’s exist Pete. Millions of sightings of UFO’s every year. Im guessing you meant that UFO’s are not alien craft, since in your opinion there are no aliens. I know you’ve made a thorough search of the universe searching…

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@Pete wrote:

@GAZLAN wrote:

Any 1 seen a UFO or even been abducted …. :o

No cause UFOs dont exist

Of course UFO’s exist Pete. Millions of sightings of UFO’s every year. Im guessing you meant that UFO’s are not alien craft, since in your opinion there are no aliens. I know you’ve made a thorough search of the universe searching for them, and…[Read more]