Pete

Use her fingers, use her fingers, use her fingers to hold some toilet paper is my guess 

Black Pudding

Well there’s 5 mins of my life i won’t get back

Bugger all

for Orson

Cause you didnt click on the link which is about a 5 yr old Sunderland supporter with Neuroblastoma

One thing… don’t be fucking with tea 

Not completely but it passes quickly and your far less likely to get cancer.. which is nice

You need 10 to make a decent snack

Nine yr 2 month 16 days and 13hrs 10 min no smoke here

Or my Grandmothers cairn terrier who wouldn’t have harmed a fly

Manchester isn’t north

Pigeons smell of star anise tea 

You could only know that if it happened to you 

Hacking my bloody lungs up all day again

allegedly

because i have a penis

Both my grammars are dead

f*^k knows