Pete

<h3 class=”r”>pretentious</h3>
…moi ?

I hate ironing

I’m good ta Kenty xx

Thanks for saying I don’t remember the cane very kind

I remember the news reports I’d have been 9 then still shocking 50 yrs on

There’s too much hononymphobia in this country

Banter my arse you’re all twats   

I reckon Gucci is really more Primark

I’m allowed I am my mam told me i was (and i’m PB of course)

No dog should be left alone with a child

She’s on drugs 

By the time you get to your eighties you’re over the shock

Wait till you go somewhere and get the discount, all i could think was… shit i don’t want it 

I’m liking it

I’d have to click on 50 buttons ffs

Thought I was PB.. I don’t remember that

Too bloody right i will

yeah right wait till you get there

My pants are big enough for that 

just wait 8 yr and then you’ll be depressed