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a real man does not cry mr soulie, if he is upset he will challenge enemy to a swordfight.

no no no mr robyn that is unacceptable you are a horrible man, u shud treat ur wife with respect, she is not a bitch, you shud call her beutiful lady and treat her to flowers, she will then cook u nice dinner ok? i dont want to hear u treat ur wife badly again or i will have to challenge you to duel. i have fought many battles with austrian…[Read more]

a true gent never has more than 2 mistresses,,i am very faithful see i am sorry mrs sian

hahaha that is very funny joke mr robyn you just made me smile!

i hope u have a good day at work sir, im sure ur wife will have your home clean by time you get home

@geordiebird wrote:

i have just been informed i will be going to a ball with my married lover :lol: :lol:

no no no please do not get wrong impression i do not want to heartbreak u, i know it is hard for a woman not to fall inlove with a gent such as myself

@*Sian* wrote:

Yeah why bother, men never do :roll: :lol:

im sorry ur husband isnt a true gent to u mrs sian, a mans job shud be to work to provide for his family and decorate his wife in beutiful jewels and clothing in return his wife must look after children, bare many sons and keep a nice clean house

mistresses dont need to do house work…[Read more]

@geordiebird wrote:

as long as you spend lots of money on me ill be your mistress :wink:

of course mistress gordie we are going to dinner ball this weekend so i want u to wear expensive necklace and classy dress so u look really beutiful and i can be envy of all other men im sure u are much more beutiful than there mistresses

thank u for ur forgiveness mr robyn u seem in a bad mood, is this because ur wife didnt prepare u breakfast? its almost 10 AM mr robyn shudnt u be in ur nice suit at work with briefcase?

i am going to a nice dinner ball with my new short beutiful mistress gordie this weekend so my wife can concentrate on washin my new carpets without any distractions

i like u mrs gordie u can be my mistress, my wife will be pleased because it means she can clean more at night instead of tending to my high sexual desires every 10 minutes,,,but im sorry real women dont touch other women so i cant promise u any 3some with us ok?

im sorry mr robyn i didnt mean 2 offend i thought u was woman im sorry i have PhD and a chain of businesses but bad eyesite i cant see computer screen very well

get ur husband 2 make u pregnant u can then have ur proper job as housewife and let ur husband go to work cant u

u must not smoke because women who smoke are dykes who wish they were big biker men ok mrs gordie,,i will even treat u to some real perfume not that silly boots brand that todays women wear

no u will look like perfect woman with dress and you can not manage ur own hair,,havin a real womans hairstyle takes another real woman to do it. it takes long time but worth it.

i own a chain of businesses so dont worry i will pay for it and i wont take no for answer mrs gordie

brunette women are the best they arent butch like blonds and most brunette women are short and beutiful. i shall buy you a nice dress gordie and have my wife teach u how to do ur hair properly like a real woman

u agree with me mrs sian??? u must be a real woman for doin so i bet u make ur husband very happy and always has his dinner ready by time he gets home yes??

i love short women there adorable and always beutiful arent they?? tall ones are always 2 skinny so cant keep there man warm at nite or are 2 fat and butch with short hair wantin 2 be a…[Read more]

real women shud be small and classy tall or fat women must be dykes

@~*Lucky*~ wrote:

Breathe, deep breath… hold it… and releeeeeeeeease. That’s it lol. So anyway, how do you deal with your frustrations (not sexual plz lol) :lol: :lol: :lol:

u shud cook ur husband a big meal and then wash the dishes then give him a nice massage after bringin him his glass of lite beer u will feel relaxed and better knowin…[Read more]

my lovely wife kissin me goodbye when i went 2 work while she stays at home watchin over our 4 children just like a woman shud be