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Andrea Bocelli ~ con te partiro
Absolutely the best ! :lol:
1. Where there’s a will, I want to be in it.
2. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on my list.
3. Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
4. If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
5. Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
6. War does not determine who is right — only who is left.
7. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
8. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
9. I didn’t say it was your fault; I said I was blaming you.
10. In filling out an application, where it says, “In case of emergency, Notify:” I put, “DOCTOR”.
11. I used to be indecisive, now I’m not so sure..
12. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first and call whatever you hit the target.
paronomasia
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Nuance
Parsley Anc !
I don’t eat pies …not since I watched Sweeney Todd !
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“Marriage is a mistake every man should make ! “
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Talking of mince pies….. well its close to Christmas… well ok ..getting there ! :lol:
A small item of trivia ….Last year the most expensive mince pie was on display in London estimated to be worth £3,000 !!
Quote …
“Is this the world’s most expensive mince pie? £3,000 Christmas treat made of whale sugar, Lourdes water and a platinum coin”
Happy Birthday to you !
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