Pedant64

heh heh, still practising my errrr breast stroke

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in the black bag with the puppies in the river.

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whoever he is he needs sectioning under the ‘cruelty to other peoples intelligence’ act.

Not that he’ll read this, he’s probably hanging about his local chip shop, singing badly out of tune, flashing the v sign at drivers and hoping he get a nibble of a battered sausage.

To go with his battered brain.

oh, update….

Darnell’s website now boasts 6 new members, his four ‘speshal’ uncles, a goldfish, and someone called Roger Your Bottom. Stay well clear.

looks like someone’s assembled half a field of corn on the cob on yer head Volks ;)

probably some self styled ‘stud’ with more gold chains than braincells.

Two.

And that’s being kind.

britey, put that ar*e away I was eating ffs *gags*

nice Morty, very nice, doubt he/it will return in a hurry ;)

hmmmm, talk about the pot calling the kettle black

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1. Linzi Dawn McKenzie Live and Uncut (they missed out an n)

2. Jordan Uncovered *vomits*

oh, and any Police Academy film.

dear god, hair by Vidal Baboon

well I’ve read some dribble in my time Darnell, aka misshapen headed twonk, but that is by far and away the most neolithic, brain sapping waffle I have ever had the misfortune to look at.

I’ve met loads from the net…it’s easy, just go to mutantdating.com

my ex wife on child allowance day

heh heh, the ‘why’ stage, drove me out of me feckin skull.

my five year old came out with ‘Daddy I’m not naked I still have my hair on’

and ‘I can’t believe I’ve just sneezed on my cup cake’

kids, who’d have em.

lightweight :lol:

The Shadows – Apache

so not football fans at all then

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Poshy…..that was hysterical ;)