Pedant64

well I guess your education is going to waste as you can’t even spell professor.

Irony for you.

is this the vomit inducing thread?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: 8)

blimey, you sound interesting flirty, you’re still a stupident at 26, nice going.

Graduated to laces yet or still struggling with your velcro trainers?

I suppose your eyesight does get worse with age…

it’s Pedant

ffs

:lol: :lol: :lol: :P

false teeth are in the post ;)

and the incontinence pants

hope you had fun

:twisted:

your mother’s older than you? JC been giving out Degrees In The Bleeding Obvious again?

:lol: :lol: :lol: :twisted:

There’s a devil in my d*ck and some demons in my semen.

Sir Psycho Sexy – Chili Peppers

or the Spanish/Chinese bloke

Juan Kme Off

or his brother Isaac Hunt.

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

throw my toys out of my pram and then set fire to my neighbour’s rhododendren bush.

Nazi Punks F*ck Off

The Dead Kennedys

Douglas Bader

Bermuda, Miami and Puerto Rico

The Azores?

Elton John

well I used to suffer with acute insomnia, and then I found JC ;)

well the keys are getting a little sssssssttttttiiiiiiiiccckkkkyyyyyyyyyyy

I just re-read your fascinating post again.

You and a group of ‘friends’? Imaginary ones or just other from your day centre.

Why not book a return trip, and get locked in. Permanently.

:twisted:

what a load of ____3_______ drivel.

1. f*cking
2. f*cking
3. f*cking
4. f*cking

Insert at your leisure.

feel trapped in a dungeon just reading that dribble.

can’t wait for your next enthralling post.

no, really.