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  • #189748

    I might be old rubyred, but I’m in lousy shape.

    #192364

    Doughnuts are fattening, but a lot of people don’t realise that it’s the hole in the middle that has the most fat in it, that’s why I always leave that bit and eat-around it.

    #192242

    panicstricken, that was an excellent post m8. Totally cracked me up that did.

    #189746

    Most shops sell them Pete, they’re called candles. All ya need is one, but don’t stand too close to it.

    #189745

    Before anyone says…….Oh! I didn’t know peco was THAT old. I’ll have you know that in a good light some folk have taken me for as young as 51 and 3/4s

    #189744

    FFS! I edited that post cos I didn’t think it was funny. Too late now though.

    Ration Books were used by Brits during WW2, when food was rationed. I’m not sure exactly ( and can’t be bothered reading up on it ) when they were done away with, but I’m 52 ( born 1954 ) and I read once that the books were still used up right up until the 50s.

    #189743

    Doh! I’ll need to read up on my Newfoundland small mammals then.

    #189741

    Thanks Veronica. I tried those links, but I can’t use the second one because it’s a sound clip and my sound system is out of action at present, but I’ve bookmarked it.

    Ignore PB, he likes to hotten things, and if you say anything to upset him he’ll burn you like a flanker. PB was out one day jilliking and by accident hit an empt eating bakeapple on a small island. Having killed it, he skinned it and made some nice cuffs and a vest out of its fur, just to keep him warm so he wouldn’t ever get inflamation. He cooked the empt because he was real gut-foundered after all that work and was badly in need of some duff.

    #189735

    Thanks Jigsy, I may take you up on that kind offer sometime, but for now I’m happy without one. I’m such a fussy fickle f..ker that even with the best avatar in the world, I’ll get fed up with it and go off it 10 seconds after claiming it’s perfect. x

    #190698

    My sincere apology AngelBabe, that’ll teach me to go off half-co cked without getting my facts right, well, for a while anyway until I fall back into my bad habits again.

    Nice to hear from you too, and I hope you are well. x

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