Peco

Look it up you lazy idiot.

You got my sick note then?

If that is so Owen, then it was bloody clever of them.

I’m sure he’d go down okay if he was minced, and had some seasoning added, but if the crocs still wouldn’t eat him, I’m sure you have some Great Whites along the Great Barrier Reef that aint so fussy.

I would learn my lesson too, and change my number same as you, however, I do expect the chat guides to protect me, and everyone else, regardless of wether I didn’t adhere to the site safety guidelines. PB and others who monitor the site do have certain obligations to protect people as far as possible. As users themselves, I would bet money that…[Read more]

Most Brits would see the humour in the add. You’ll have to forgive us Kanga, the Government here ( and some of the public too ) are taking political correctness to extremes these days.

FFS, the reason we love the Aussies so much is because they are down to Earth and plain speakers.

God Bless Oz I say, and long may the Aussies swear like…[Read more]

If I had been foolish enough to give my number out to someone on here, in pc, or email, and my trust was betrayed and it was posted on here. I’d be really pissed off if PB later told me he’d seen it and didn’t delete it because he thought it was a joke.

True Lamby, anyone can dial any number, they don’t need to find one on here, but the abusers on here who have a grudge or who think they’ll get a kick ringing someone on here who they don’t like, they might well do as I said, and that’s who were talking about, not nuisance callers at large.

You are looking at it from the point of view that PB…[Read more]

Lamby, I didn’t see the number, and I know James later said it was fake and didn’t exist, but I’d do the same if I was a guide or a host, no matter the context it was given in, and regardless of the number of digits in it.

The way I see it, there’s so many eejits and pervs in this place, someone might think a number was genuine and ring it,…[Read more]

PB, you are right to delete phone numbers posted on these boards. You can’t waste time thinking about wether they are real or false. I hope you continue to do it without hesitation.

I enjoyed learning to drive, I was rarely ever nervous even in the more demanding situations on busy roads. When my test day came, I made myself think of it as just another lesson, and I passed first time.

I’ve always been nervous at any kind of exams, so not thinking of my driving test AS an exam, actually helped me.

The only stupid thing I…[Read more]

I like a woman with a nice mouth, nice teeth, and a nice smile. I don’t like big-mouthed women, like Juilia Roberts, with a mouth that’s as wide as a bus-garage door. I don’t like big fish-lips pumped full of whatever the f..k they inject them with. A woman has to be a good kisser, to me, kissing is everything physical, I think it can even be…[Read more]

wot she said.

Women with hairy backs.

As long as they don’t have a hairy back, they’re in with a chance. Being able to make a nice pot of soup is a plus point.

As I said before, it’s a good idea. I don’t see a problem with crumbs except when you use it on toast, and you get that problem anyway with butter in a butter dish, or just using butter in the wrapper it came in, and seeing as no-one lets that put them off buying butter in these forms, it won’t put them off buying it in token’s pritt-stick-like…[Read more]

A friend of mine bought a diet book and lost 10 pounds.

cos that’ what it f..king cost them

Mary, is that an exact quote? If so, give us a clue.

It has to be LONELY ARE THE BRAVE. It’s an oldie. Next time it’s screened on TV, don’t miss it.

Another is THE SWIMMER, an oldie as well.

Lastly, has to be the original KING KONG.

I couldn’t choose between them.

No, I never read her books, someone told me that all the women in her stories have really hairy backs.