Peco

You do care, or you wouldn’t be replying to me or anyone else.

Of course I’m a f..king idiot Robbo. Why else would I waste my time trying to communicate with you?

That’s so dumb Robbo, saying if you don’t like something don’t read it. You can’t know how you feel about something that’s been written until you have actually read it, and by that time it’s too f..king late not to read it.

I doubt you even read over yer own posts before you hit the submit button.

Robbo, you quit too easy, and you don’t give any real thought to anything you post.

Rubyred is not an inbred, an idiot, or a clown, she’s brighter than you. She uses Scots slang a lot, and has a garbled style of writing, but she makes her points a lot clearer than you do Robbo. I’m also sure she knows what she’s on about, which is more than can…[Read more]

@ROBBO wrote:

@*Peco wrote:

Robbo, on what evidence do base this claim? If by “inbreds” you mean morons or dullards, then I would have to say that my country produces no more of them than any other nation.

Scotland has about one tenth of the population that England has, yet I doubt that ratio of Scots to English exists among the JC users as a…

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Robbo, on what evidence do base this claim? If by “inbreds” you mean morons or dullards, then I would have to say that my country produces no more of them than any other nation.

Scotland has about one tenth of the population that England has, yet I doubt that ratio of Scots to English exists among the JC users as a whole. Going on the basis of…[Read more]

Trina is ugo’s alter-ugo, I mean alter-ego……er, nah, was right the first time.

Thank you trina/ugo. Cliche’d expressions are an improvement on your normal swear words. Keep up the good work.

The thing that actually comes to mind is not a sleeping remedy as such.

There’s a product called Olbas Oil, it comes in a very small bottle, it has menthol, camphor, and eucalyptus in it. The thing is, they used to make it in capsule form years ago, a bit like a cod liver oil capsule. You could squeeze it into a hankerchief to inhale its…[Read more]

I’m 52! I’m old. I look old, old before my time. I feel old, if feeling old is feeling like s h i t everyday. I’m a miserable old f..ker, decrepit, over the hill.

I’m not just over the hill, I’m over the hill and up another hill and over that hill as well.

Pete, you won’t rob me of this title. If you tell me yer older than me I want to see a…[Read more]

No Lancs, Crazy Chick didn’t call me blonde, but being a dark haired guy it wouldn’t have bothered me anway.

I actually don’t use that term ‘blonde’ to suggest dumbness or simple-mindedness. It originated in the USA. In the UK we tell Irish jokes, in the USA they traditionally tell jokes about dumb Poles ( or Polaks as they sometimes say ) then…[Read more]

Sounds to me like Jigsy is owed an apology too ugo.

It’s okay, I can see it myself, so I guess you can too.

I’ve tried to do a siggy, can anyone see this now?

@Temptress wrote:

:shock: peco i can hear mother :wink:

Yes Temp, she’s yelling at me because she thinks I’m gonna stuff Ugo.

I do so love taxidermy. Everyman should have a hobby.

PB, that’s a bit drastic for constipation. If you’d listed Syrup Of Figs you could still have 4 more things you could bring with you.

I PM’d you mary.

1) A machette. This can do anything a knife can, and more. With a machette I could make a hut, and a spear.

2) One of those survival steel rods with the flint, to make sparks to produce a fire.

3) A long length of rope, cos I could unravel strands of it to make lighter bits of rope and even string which I’d use to make animal traps and…[Read more]

I f..king told you who it is. It’s Prince William.

No-one can be worse off than me!

I have a really bad cold, and it’s making me cough a lot, and when I do my chest hurts bad. One nostril is badly blocked-up, and every few hours when it clears, the other one gets blocked-up, it’s like they’re taking turns at being blocked-up.

I’ve got a curvature of my big toe nail, and the side of it is…[Read more]