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Dear Rusty Trawler

As a nurse (as in the naughty dress up variety) I happen to know it’s very bad for a man to be without a date on valentines day. All that sexual energy and no release. Many a man has died from much less, I can tell you. And as a Good Samaritan I feel that it’s my duty to take pity on you, so please find my CV and a video (for educational purposes only) attached.

It might be a good idea to close the curtains whilst watching the video and mute the sound if you have thin walls.

Here are some testimonials for the attached film:

‘Yes! Yes! Yes!… I’ll have what’s she’s having.’ – Heat magazine

‘Bleeding hell! How did that one get a PG classification’ – Barry Norman

‘You don’t get many of those to the dozen’ – Empire magazine

‘Sorry I can’t review this film, I went blind after the first five minutes’ – The Sun

I look forward to hearing from you

Best wishes,

Snix

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I loved how he played John Coffey, I don’t think anyone could had acted the part as good as he did..

So sad and that is no age to die….

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Thank you yvonne and everyone for the lovely Birthday wishes :D :D xxxxxx

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Coconut or coffee for me

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@wakeupdeadisgodlike wrote:

There’s a woman on my Facebook and fuck me she is a hideous beast. I puke in my mouth every time i see her, yet people say things like “awww you look lovely in that picture” NO YOU FUCKING DON’T YOUR FACE IS LIKE A ROADKILL.

Pheeeeew :shock:

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Not seen anyone that cares yet, that must say something :wink:

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‘VeryImportantPeanut’ said ” brb and back ” so often he forgot who he was in and out of.

Is there a new peanut on the block and a male one? :o

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My Grandson :D

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