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  • #112497

    :lol: MR lonelyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
    akon

    #111437

    :roll: why…………dont people pm me if they got somethin to say.instead of someone else???????????

    #111436

    :wink: knows the perfect cure fa hangovers………..

    #112427

    *sets fire to tree*

    #111432

    @fastcars wrote:

    @pats wrote:

    Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into
    the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly
    jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When
    the medical director became aware of Jim’s heroic act he immediately
    ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him
    to be mentally stable.
    When he went to tell Jim the news he said, “Jim, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you
    were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
    you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you
    saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so
    sorry, but she’s dead.”

    Jim replied, “She didn’t hang herself. I put her there to dry.”

    And u’ve got the cheek to ask for a translator for malakes post”s

    Where did u dig this one up from :? :? :?

    Ik hou van jou mwahh xxx

    :P :P :P bet it cheered ye up tho..ik hou van jou. xxxxxxx

    #111424

    Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they
    were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Mary suddenly jumped into
    the deep end. She sunk to the bottom and stayed there. Jim promptly
    jumped in to save her. He swam to the bottom and pulled Mary out. When
    the medical director became aware of Jim’s heroic act he immediately
    ordered him to be discharged from the hospital, as he now considered him
    to be mentally stable.
    When he went to tell Jim the news he said, “Jim, I have good news and
    bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you
    were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think
    you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is, Mary, the patient you
    saved, hung herself with her dressing gown belt in the bathroom. I am so
    sorry, but she’s dead.”

    Jim replied, “She didn’t hang herself. I put her there to dry.”

    #111417

    @did wrote:

    maybe u need to get yourself a life fist 8)

    just a thought :) :)

    :roll: pot………..kettle………black.

    #111415

    @fastcars wrote:

    Why am i on such a downer!!!!

    :roll: :roll: :roll: am soooo gonna ave to slap u !

    #111403

    @malake85 wrote:

    :arrow: exit stage right, why? I have wonderded that, why on earth you are around????? LMAO Besides, if no why, be no whynot, or have at it per se………..I worry bout you sometimes Fasto, truly, have you had a mental checkup lately??? ((((((((Fastoooooo))))))) 8) Mala
    PS: Maybe Kiefer has the answer, you think Patso???? hehehhehee

    :shock: :shock: :shock: translator anyone????

    #111400

    WHY does the alarm always go off just as ur dream is gettin to the good bit………….

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