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@desmondy wrote:

@delilah wrote:

I’m still waiting to hear what’s included in the Package………….. (!)

Im sure Pasty could rustle up a goody-bag just for you deli ;)

‘THE PACKAGE’ – ‘Y’ Front gang goody-bag,

1.Kazoo
2.Slice of arctic roll
3.A Greek waiter
4.Special surprise fun gift
5.42 cans of Aldi own brand catfood

with love…..pasty x

[pasty]

Hello Flame,

I suppose i would like your ample funbags if i wasn’t slightly gay but i’m very confused so cannot join in the boob banter.

pasty.x

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Slips on navy gym knickers and takes one for the team

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Marry

Pasty x

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@melody wrote:

16 I think…. for the banter… when it’s good it really does make me L O L (thanks Pasty)

:D :D :D Pasty x

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Me, Jaqw and Des on our holiday’s circa 1976

pasty. x

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Dark & Toasty!

[pasty]

@melody wrote:

We have started playing this in F2 sometimes… haha.. for want of something more mature to do obviously!

Lets play it here…

Post whether you wanna snog marry or avoid the person who last posted (and remember its a game! lol) I thought about naming a person for the next person but maybe that will cause trouble… so lets see how far we can go with the last poster for now…

Ok so I shall throw myself to the lions as the first poster….

Melody – snog marry or avoid ! haha (eek.)(or lord)

Why isn’t ‘bum’ an option?

Pasty x

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@melody wrote:

1] whats ya favourite colour? Olive drab
2] Fav food? Pie!
3] Fav drink? Umbungo
4] Fav song? Love changes everything – climie fisher
5] Fav day out? Lego land
6] Fav tv program? Toss up between tenko and funhouse
7] Fav website? YouTube
8] Fav cartoon character? Captain caveman
9] fav animal? Worm
10] Fav item of clothing you own? Mustard Y fronts with green piping

There ya go pasty… summit to do…..

. Er ….. Thanks

Pasty xxx

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@grotbags wrote:

Wouldn’t it be more productive to give him an envelope which says “open at other end” on both ends?

Hours of entertainment for him :wink:

I’m taking that idea to the dragon’s den!

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@melody wrote:

We’ve had the last… lets have the first :lol:

1) Who was your first kiss with, where was it and how old were you?

Er… now let me think… first proper 1, I was slow dancing (whitney Houston – Saving all my love for you) with a girl called sam who looked like a fella. i unfortunately obtained a ‘chubby’ and proceeded to stick my backside out hoping that she would not feel my young manhood. Needless to say when she kissed me i sort of had a trouser accident! oh well, happy days.

2) What was your first job as?

Airfix life model

3) What is the first memory you have or can remember?

Getting trapped in a dustbin full of water.

4) Who was your first jc chat with?

Madfooka

5) What was your first car?

Beetle

6) What was the first thing you did when you got up this morning?

Scratched myself

7) What kind of pet was your first (don’t give its name is its often a security question on the internet)

Monkey – i wish i was joking

8) If your house was on fire – what would be the first thing you grabbed?

My Climie fisher CD

9) What was the first CD/Record you bought?

Last christmas – Wham 12inch

10) Where was your first foreign holiday to? or not foreign if you have only been in your own country even?

Spain

Pasty.x

:D:D:D:D

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