i had a date once, i dressed up in a skimpy dress and high heels (dress to impress me SLUT!!) and we went to a resturant and sat down my dress ripped… when i ordered the wine i knocked the bottle over and when it came to dessert i spent an hour chasing the friggin strawberries round the plate trying to be a lady and put my elbow in it!!!! and i spent the whole evening trying not to burp and at my dates nose wich had a spot on it!! :roll: :lol: