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Don’t know what the problem is – you are not alone though. Maybe it’s just a rubbish site, maybe your browser isn’t up to it, maybe people are just saying they are trying to post in the hope I will go MAD and stop posting my rambl… sorry fine words of wisdom. Maybe I should move to a new blog site…. :?
@rubyred wrote:
you know how kate moss is THE face of rimmel and andie mcdowall the FACE of loreal..can i possibly be THE FACE of down rover when you start your advertising campaign! we could have a before and after section…as in me before sitting in my garrett,in my scruffy torn cardigan,chain smoking my rolly ups..then an after pic of me surrounded by men in a better looking cardigan,with a fag holder for my rollie up ? with a backdrop of blackpool tower,to make it look kinda GLAM ! ??
Yes, if you can get a pic other than that ginger one (or the gay one), I think we could have grounds for a campaign here! Before…you in your garrett, scrubbing the steps with a roll-up in yer gob: After… you in Newcastle in the middle of ‘homus erectus’ with a Bensons in your cigarette holder. I can see it now; just need to get yourself down to Edinburgh Woolen Mill for a nice selection of cardigans! Not sure about Blackpool Tower tho – maybe the Angel of the North?
Down Rover! Bring the madam out of the middens! Good slogan!
@rubyred wrote:
yes Prof,another excellent idea from your Lab…and may i just say Down Rover WORKS !!! just back from Newcastle where i had to psysically remove panting men from my leg ! i maybe need an antidote actually,,as its a bit annoying at times,when your just wanting a quiet drink ! i should maybe water it down a bit !
Yes I saw the photo of your gentlemen admirers in F4 Ruby!!!!!! Remarkable!! Down Rover! clearly works – oh ye of little faith!!!!! Given the photographic evidence, I would recommend you water Down Rover! down a bit – oh and maybe apply it a month or so in advance of leaving the house!
I still have a couple of bottles left which i intend to auction on Ebay. I am hopeful I can raise enough money to fund my Mini-Heroes project!
PANIC IN THE PARK
Confirmed performers
FRIDAY
Main Stage
Lulu opens with ‘Snout!’
Smokie
Embassy Tent
Proclaimers ‘500 milligrammes’
Marlboro StageAsh
SATURDAY
Main Stage
“One Song and Off Day”Deep Purple perform
‘Smoke on the Water’The Kinks perform ‘Big Black Smoke’
Panickstricken ‘In the Chair’
Captain Beefheart perform ‘Blabber and Smoke’
Embassy Tent
Johnny Cash ‘Ring of Fire’
Vinegar Joe ‘Black Smoke from the Cabulet’
Marlboro Stage
tbc
SUNDAY
Main Stage
The Beagles
Embassy Tent
Siouxie & Banshees play ‘Regal Zone’
Marlboro Stage
tbc
There is much work to be done on this. I am merely at the INITIAL IDEA stage!
PANIC IN THE PARK
Confirmed performers
FRIDAYMain Stage
Lulu opens with ‘Snout!’
Smokie
Embassy Tent
Proclaimers ‘500 milligrammes’
Marlboro Stage
Ash
SATURDAY
Main Stage
Deep Purple perform
‘Smoke on the Water’Panickstricken ‘In the Chair’
Embassy Tent
Johnny Cash ‘Ring of Fire’
Marlboro Stage
tbc
SUNDAYMain Stage
The Beagles
Embassy TentSiouxie & Banshees play ‘Regal Zone’
Marlboro Stage
tbc
Oh I am anti-smoking but pro-smokers rights – hence my concern for the poor smokers.
The line-up is not complete and I shall ask the Scottish Assembly to nominate a couple of bands forthwith. I think Lulu could come along and sing ‘snout!’ and maybe those two specy twits from Edinburgh could sing their famous ‘500 mgs’ song in the Embassy Tent. Siouxie and the Banshees are playing Regal Zone in the Mayfair Suite.
I’ve also heard that some of America’s top artists may be appearing on the Marlboro Stage on the Saturday afternoon.
Further news as it breaks…any ideas of other bands/artists with smoking sympathies who we could add to the bill or suitable songs that we would like to see performed?
I’ll add your name Greebo and put you down for the real pill but don’t tell anyone.
Ruby was sent all remaining stcoks of Down Rover to help her get her hole (whatever that is).
@rubyred wrote:
i might even get my hole !!!
/joy!
Guaranteed in Newcastle Ruby. Down Rover! or no Down Rover!
chilli sauce explains the red hair pic I suppose. I am not allowed near hospitals so I can only imagine what it was like for you ruby. Never mind, you just need to put some Down Rover! on and the Dundee boys will ignore any cabbage and sauce and be all over you like a rash!
